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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, September 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tosses a series of glancing punches to the stomach. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a wild hook to the stomach.
-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
-Stoopid tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Stoopid tries a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Polly takes charge with a stinging jab to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a strong jab to the stomach. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly scores with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 40 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the stomach! Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly fires a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stoopid lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Stoopid throws a series of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Polly lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Polly whacks Stoopid with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 38 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Stoopid attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ties him up.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tosses a series of quick punches to the ribs.
+Polly attacks with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a nice roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lunges with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 36 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a glancing left to the solar plexus.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a furious cross to the stomach.
+Polly hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
-Stoopid attempts a left hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly quickly backs away.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Polly fires a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Polly solidly lands a volley of painful blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 26 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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-Polly attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid steps aside.
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-Stoopid paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly fires a volley of blows to the chest. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly strikes with a volley of painful blows to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 35 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid paws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Polly pops Stoopid with a flurry of loud punches to the chest!!
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly hits with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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-Stoopid charges with a right jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Polly wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid fires a roundhouse to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
+Polly throws a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 40 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 29 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

-Stoopid lunges with a volley of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of solid shots to the ribs. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a commanding straight right to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Polly takes charge with a volley of punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
-Stoopid throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Polly escapes.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 45 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Polly scores with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a flurry of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Polly scores with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Polly tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!
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-Stoopid tries a cross to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
+Polly takes charge with a volley of solid punches to the stomach!
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a off balance jab to the ribs.
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Stoopid thumps Polly with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of blows to the nose.
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-Stoopid charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid throws a series of shots to the chest, but Polly escapes.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a volley of off balance punches to the face!
+Polly throws a right to the chest!
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+Polly connects with a glancing straight right to the jaw. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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+Polly fires a pair of quick punches to the face.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Stoopid fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Polly lands a mighty left smash to the jaw and Stoopid's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Stoopid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of mean blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 31 of 31 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-8

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-80


Polly collapses limply onto his stool.

Stoopid is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

-Stoopid attempts a series of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a wild hook to the jaw.
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+Polly lands a volley of blows to the temple. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Polly fires a pair of punches to the nose.
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a barrage of mean shots to the chest.
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-Stoopid paws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Polly attacks with a volley of nice blows to the face.
-Stoopid charges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly fires a series of loud blows to the head.
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-Stoopid charges with a series of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Polly takes charge with a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 49 of 51 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-89


Polly receives medical attention from his trainer.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Polly fires a flurry of hard punches to the head. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Polly throws a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Polly scores with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a series of mean punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't notice.
-Stoopid throws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the chest! Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
-Stoopid paws a left roundhouse to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Polly wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the temple. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 48 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 37 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-98


Polly can't remember which corner is his.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Polly pops Stoopid with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Stoopid hits with a flurry of uppercuts to the face.
Stoopid lands a decisive punch in the nose and Polly hurtles to the canvas!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the head!
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but Polly blocks.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of crosses to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Stoopid whacks Polly with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of left uppercuts to the face, but Polly steps aside.
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the head. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Polly hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Stoopid punches Polly with a volley of furious punches to the head.
Stoopid lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Polly drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!