Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\969930.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Zygote defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Thursday, September 04, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 620 pounds (281 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Zygote!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Kevin catches Zygote with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Zygote probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Kevin ducks.
+Kevin thumps Zygote with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Zygote lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Zygote ducks just in time.
+Zygote suprises Kevin with a volley of heavy punches to the nose. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
Zygote lands a devestating haymaker and Kevin is knocked down!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Zygote pokes Kevin with a vicious straight right to the temple.
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+Zygote pummels Kevin with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
+Kevin annoys Zygote with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Zygote jars Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Kevin suprises Zygote with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Kevin lashes out with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Zygote doesn't seem bothered.
-Zygote attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Zygote attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but Kevin ties him up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 30 punches, and Zygote landed 21 of 39 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-8
Zygote is winning the fight 10-8
Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Zygote doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Zygote hits Kevin with a series of hard punches to the head.
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-Kevin attacks with a right to the stomach, but Zygote covers himself well.
+Kevin throws a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Zygote fires a flurry of punches to the face.
+Zygote drills Kevin with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
Zygote lands a bone crushing haymaker and Kevin hurtles to the canvas!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kevin tags Zygote with a volley of punches to the chest. Zygote quickly recovers.
-Zygote probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Kevin pokes Zygote with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Zygote grimaces in pain.
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-Zygote probes with a right jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin lands a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Zygote tries to land a left to the temple, but Kevin escapes.
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+Zygote fires a pair of quick shots to the nose. Kevin quickly recovers.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Kevin lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 30 punches, and Zygote landed 22 of 43 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-8
Zygote is winning the fight 20-16
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Zygote lashes out with a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Zygote tosses a powerful straight right to the chin!
-Zygote launches a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Kevin tattoos Zygote with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Zygote whacks Kevin with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Zygote connects with a strong sweeping right to the chin.
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+Zygote punches Kevin with a pair of furious shots to the mouth. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kevin hits with a series of powerful punches to the ribs!
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-Zygote launches a volley of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Kevin attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Zygote throws a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 31 punches, and Zygote landed 20 of 40 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 30-25
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Zygote stays away from it.
+Kevin hits with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs. Zygote hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Zygote tags Kevin with a series of mean punches to the face. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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-Zygote probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kevin annoys Zygote with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Zygote throws a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Zygote paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Zygote probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Kevin throws a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Zygote stuns Kevin with a jab to the chin. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kevin punches Zygote with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 19 of 34 punches, and Zygote landed 20 of 40 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 40-34
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Zygote is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Zygote lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
-Kevin attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Zygote stuns Kevin with a volley of powerful shots to the jaw.
-Zygote launches a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin throws a strong roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Zygote lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Zygote throws a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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-Zygote launches a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Kevin lunges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Zygote wallops Kevin with a series of hard punches to the head. Kevin doesn't notice.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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BELL
Kevin is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
Zygote is obviously tired.
The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Zygote wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Zygote wins by a technical knockout!
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