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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Thursday, September 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Polly smashes Stoopid with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly lands a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Stoopid throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Polly strikes with a series of mean punches to the ribs!
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a hook to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 37 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach!
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly throws a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Polly lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Polly lands a pair of nasty punches to the stomach!! Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 32 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 27 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of strong punches to the chest. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Polly lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
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-Stoopid throws a straight right to the ribs, but misses.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Polly hammers Stoopid with a series of commanding blows to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid paws a uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 28 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 22 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Polly fires a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid tries to land a right sweeping right to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Polly escapes.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Stoopid stays away from it.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Polly backs out of it.
-Polly charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid steps aside.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
+Polly hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Polly scores with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Polly lashes out with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Stoopid fires a straight right to the ribs, but Polly ducks.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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-Stoopid throws a left to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs. Stoopid covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 33 of 44 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Polly leaps aside.
-Stoopid fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Polly lands a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a strong jab to the chest. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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-Stoopid attempts a hook to the ribs, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Polly tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a uppercut to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 31 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

-Polly probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Stoopid steps aside.
-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stoopid attempts a pair of left blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a barrage of wild shots to the chest.
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach. Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Polly scores with a light roundhouse to the ribs. Stoopid gets mad!
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+Polly solidly lands a series of light punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 43 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Polly probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid stays away from it.
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+Polly tosses a series of powerful punches to the stomach. Stoopid covers up.
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+Polly attacks with a straight right to the stomach.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Polly fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a right right to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 36 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 34 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly collapses limply onto his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid throws a right uppercut to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of punches to the eye!!
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-Polly attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Polly connects with a series of punches to the chin. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the nose.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Stoopid fires a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Polly strikes with a hook to the head.
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+Stoopid hits Polly with a volley of shots to the stomach.
Stoopid lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Polly bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Polly scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 27 of 34 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 42 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-8

Parker Polly is winning the fight 88-82


Polly can't remember which corner is his.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Polly hits with a jab to the head.
-Stoopid paws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Stoopid jars Polly with a series of solid blows to the stomach! Stoopid drops his guard and pounds away! Polly falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!