Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\969734.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, September 03, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar !!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 354 pounds (161 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Riff stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Riff attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Riff fires a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but Riff ducks just in time.
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+Riff hits with a barrage of mean punches to the face!!
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+Riff throws a series of nice punches to the nose.
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+Riff tosses a volley of punches to the chin!!
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-Riff paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Riff tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Riff charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Riff probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Riff probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Riff lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker charges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Riff narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker lands Riff with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Riff attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Riff lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Riff probes with a roundhouse to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Riff backs out of it.
+Riff scores with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 25 of 59 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Riff doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Riff is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Riff slips it and retaliates with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker attempts a right sweeping right to the chin, but Riff knocks it away and hits first with a flurry of combinations to the head. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
-Riff tries a series of left combinations to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Riff backs out of it.
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+Riff lashes out with a pair of commanding shots to the chin.
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-Riff throws a barrage of right shots to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
Riff doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
The doctor won't let Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!
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