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(Heavyweight) Zygote defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Tuesday, September 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 607 pounds (275 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Zygote!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Zygote clocks Kevin with a pair of punches to the chin. Kevin is hurt!
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-Zygote probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Zygote launches a series of left punches to the head, but falls short.
+Kevin jolts Zygote with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Zygote tags Kevin with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
Zygote lands a blood spattering right blow to the head and Kevin's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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FIVE
Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Kevin hits Zygote with a flurry of solid punches to the chest. Zygote retreats to the far corner.
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+Zygote attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin thumps Zygote with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Zygote tosses a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin nails Zygote with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Zygote quickly recovers.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Kevin fires a series of nice punches to the ribs!! Zygote shakes his head to clear it.
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-Zygote throws a left straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Kevin tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Kevin tattoos Zygote with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Zygote backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 30 punches, and Zygote landed 24 of 40 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-8

Zygote is winning the fight 10-8


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye.

Zygote doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kevin probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Zygote throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin annoys Zygote with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs. Zygote seems wobbly!
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+Zygote hits with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Zygote launches a straight right to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Zygote launches a barrage of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Zygote punches Kevin with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Zygote hits Kevin with a light uppercut to the mouth!
+Kevin tattoos Zygote with a strong jab to the chest. Zygote hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Zygote fires a pair of wild punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 31 punches, and Zygote landed 20 of 39 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 19-18


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin attacks with a quick straight right to the stomach. Zygote sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Kevin lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Zygote throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Zygote charges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Kevin stuns Zygote with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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-Zygote attempts a series of punches to the head, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
+Kevin pops Zygote with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus!
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+Zygote hurts Kevin with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Zygote lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Kevin probes with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Zygote leaps aside.
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+Zygote smacks Kevin with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Zygote ties him up.
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+Zygote fires a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 34 punches, and Zygote landed 18 of 41 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 29-27


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Zygote wallops Kevin with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Zygote lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Zygote throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Zygote pokes Kevin with a barrage of nice shots to the mouth!
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-Zygote paws a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Zygote throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Zygote leaps aside.
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+Kevin tags Zygote with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Zygote throws a pair of powerful punches to the temple!
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+Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 30 punches, and Zygote landed 18 of 41 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 39-36


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Zygote is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Zygote attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Zygote probes with a series of punches to the head, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Zygote tags Kevin with a barrage of quick punches to the chin. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Zygote tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin lashes out with a powerful cross to the stomach. Zygote grimaces in pain.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote ducks.
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+Zygote catches Kevin with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of right shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Kevin tosses a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Zygote clocks Kevin with a series of stinging shots to the face. Kevin doesn't notice.
+Zygote hits Kevin with a series of nice punches to the head. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Zygote is obviously tired.

The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Zygote wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9

Zygote wins by a technical knockout!