Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\969416.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Tuesday, September 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 76 pounds (34 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 261 pounds (118 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Im That Dude tosses a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+Im That Dude connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. Hitchens backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hitchens launches a flurry of blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of punches to the head, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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-Hitchens probes with a hook to the head, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of punches to the nose, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
-Im That Dude fires a barrage of punches to the face, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
+Im That Dude throws a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a roundhouse to the temple, but Im That Dude escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 17 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 5 of 30 punches.
Im that dude won the round 10-9
Im that dude is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude launches a series of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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-Hitchens tries a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses.
-Im That Dude probes with a left to the nose, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
+Im That Dude lands a volley of punches to the nose.
-Hitchens throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but Im That Dude escapes.
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-Hitchens tries a series of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens launches a pair of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a heavy cross to the solar plexus. Im That Dude ignores it.
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-Hitchens tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Im That Dude hits Hitchens with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Im That Dude whacks Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the head. Hitchens falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 16 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 6 of 32 punches.
Im that dude won the round 10-9
Im that dude is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Hitchens attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens nails Im That Dude with a volley of nice blows to the eye.
Hitchens lands a vicious hook and Im That Dude falls to the canvas!!
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SEVEN
Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Im That Dude tosses a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Hitchens launches a right sweeping right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens fires a barrage of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Hitchens charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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+Hitchens throws a volley of shots to the eye. Im That Dude laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 8 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 7 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens fires a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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+Hitchens fires a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
Hitchens lands a cruel right blow to the head and Im That Dude's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hitchens tries to land a series of right shots to the chest, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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-Im That Dude throws a jab to the eye, but Hitchens ties him up.
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+Im That Dude connects with a series of punches to the head. Hitchens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Hitchens attempts a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple.
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-Im That Dude tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Im That Dude hurts Hitchens with a barrage of quick punches to the face! Hitchens covers up.
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+Im That Dude wallops Hitchens with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Hitchens probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 12 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 6 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-8
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 38-36
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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-Im That Dude throws a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Im That Dude tattoos Hitchens with a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Hitchens fires a series of nice blows to the nose. Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a left to the jaw, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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+Hitchens connects with a flurry of off balance blows to the head!
Hitchens lands a decisive hook and Im That Dude is knocked down!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
-Hitchens launches a series of right shots to the jaw, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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+Hitchens slams Im That Dude with a series of hard punches to the temple.
Hitchens lands a bone crushing left smash to the jaw and Im That Dude is flattened!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Im That Dude jolts Hitchens with a series of solid punches to the head.
+Im That Dude pounds Hitchens with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 7 of 35 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-7
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 48-43
Im That Dude receives medical attention from his trainer.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Hitchens pokes Im That Dude with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
Hitchens lands a blood spattering right blow to the head and Im That Dude's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hitchens hits with a series of vicious punches to the temple!!
Hitchens lands a powerful left smash to the jaw and Im That Dude hurtles to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Hitchens stays away from it.
-Hitchens tries to land a volley of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Im That Dude attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Im That Dude charges with a right straight right to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens throws a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw. Im That Dude grimaces in pain. Hitchens drops his guard and pounds away! Im That Dude's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!
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