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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Mad Jack McMad by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Monday, September 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 601 pounds (273 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 363 pounds (165 kilograms) is Mad Jack McMad!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin jars Mcmad with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Mcmad falls against the ropes!
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Kevin pummels Mcmad with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin lands a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
+Kevin smacks Mcmad with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hurts Mcmad with a volley of glancing blows to the stomach. Mcmad covers up.
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+Kevin strikes with a volley of punches to the chest. Mcmad sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Mcmad charges with a jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kevin throws a series of solid punches to the stomach!!
-Mcmad tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Mcmad throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 33 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mcmad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin punches Mcmad with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
Kevin lands a sudden left smash to the jaw and Mcmad's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TWO

THREE

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FIVE
Mcmad struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mcmad launches a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin smashes Mcmad with a nasty jab to the ribs!
-Mcmad paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside.
+Mcmad fires a strong straight right to the stomach.
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-Mcmad lunges with a jab to the nose, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Mcmad lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Kevin punches Mcmad with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin pounds Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Kevin clocks Mcmad with a pair of light punches to the chest. Mcmad covers up.
+Kevin throws a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+Kevin clocks Mcmad with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin suprises Mcmad with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 32 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-8

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-17


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mcmad is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin scores with a volley of punches to the stomach.
Kevin lands a cruel uppercut and Mcmad goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Mcmad can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Mad Jack McMad continue the fight! I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-8

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a knockout!