Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\969078.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Sunday, August 31, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar !!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 350 pounds (159 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Riff stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Riff ties him up.
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-Riff fires a series of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Riff fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Riff attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Riff connects with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Riff attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Riff charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Riff launches a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Riff fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Riff attempts a right right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Riff attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Riff lashes out with a furious jab to the stomach.
+Riff takes charge with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Riff fires a volley of heavy blows to the chin.
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-Riff lashes out with a barrage of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 29 of 64 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Riff doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Riff is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Riff narrowly avoids it
-Riff throws a volley of combinations to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker probes with a jab to the chin, but Riff slips it and strikes back with a series of hard combinations to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a cross to the head, but Riff leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of shots to the face, but misses.
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Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Riff slips it and retaliates with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Riff blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 5 of 17 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18
Riff doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Riff tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Riff charges with a volley of blows to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Riff hits with a solid combination to the nose!
+Riff takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Riff fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Riff hits with a flurry of combinations to the head. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a sweeping right to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Riff lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Riff lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Riff throws a pair of combinations to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Riff charges with a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Riff charges with a flurry of combinations to the face, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but Riff leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 18 of 69 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 21 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27
Riff remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Riff stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Riff covers himself well.
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-Riff tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Riff tries a left to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Riff lunges with a left straight right to the chin, but to no avail.
+Riff backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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-Riff attempts a right to the eye, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Riff tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the face!!
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-Riff probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of solid blows to the stomach. Riff shakes his head to clear it.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Riff narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Riff ducks.
-Riff probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 13 of 42 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Riff grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Riff tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Riff throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right blows to the chest, but Riff hides behind his gloves.
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-Riff probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Riff fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Riff throws a barrage of left combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Riff escapes.
-Riff tries a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but misses.
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-Riff throws a series of combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Riff tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Riff smacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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+Riff pops Crazyfucker with a furious roundhouse to the stomach.
-Riff attacks with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Riff fires a pair of combinations to the face, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of punches to the mouth. Riff sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Riff fires a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Riff throws a barrage of left combinations to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
+Riff backs up Crazyfucker with a barrage of light punches to the head!!
-Riff throws a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Riff launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Riff suprises Crazyfucker with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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BELL
Riff grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
The doctor won't let Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!
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