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(Heavyweight) Kinetic defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 118-112.

Match Saturday, August 30, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 601 pounds (273 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 233 pounds (106 kilograms) is Kinetic!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kinetic tries a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Kinetic throws a flurry of punches to the temple. Kevin laughs!
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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-Kevin tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ties him up.
+Kevin rocks Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Kinetic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kevin punches Kinetic with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Kinetic fires a barrage of punches to the temple!
+Kinetic connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic steps aside.
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+Kinetic wallops Kevin with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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-Kinetic launches a volley of left punches to the face, but Kevin leaps aside.
+Kevin smacks Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Kinetic backpedals to his own corner.
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-Kevin throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 31 punches, and Kinetic landed 30 of 41 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kinetic solidly lands a heavy jab to the eye.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Kinetic stuns Kevin with a series of punches to the chin.
-Kinetic fires a pair of punches to the face, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kevin suprises Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin grazes Kinetic with a barrage of blows to the chest!
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+Kinetic fires a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
-Kinetic lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Kevin tries to land a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Kinetic takes charge with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Kinetic lands a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Kinetic wallops Kevin with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kinetic stuns Kevin with a light jab to the mouth.
-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic backs out of it.
-Kevin throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 33 punches, and Kinetic landed 32 of 42 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Kinetic throws a flurry of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic suprises Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Kinetic sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Kevin probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic steps aside.
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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kinetic connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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+Kinetic slams Kevin with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin hits with a loud jab to the chest.
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+Kinetic hits with a pair of strong punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 29 punches, and Kinetic landed 30 of 39 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a jab to the head.
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+Kinetic clocks Kevin with a flurry of shots to the eye!!
-Kevin fires a left to the solar plexus, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
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+Kevin hits Kinetic with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
-Kevin tries a left straight right to the chest, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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+Kinetic shakes Kevin with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Kinetic doesn't seem bothered.
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-Kinetic throws a jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic wakes up the fans with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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-Kinetic throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 29 of 39 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin tattoos Kinetic with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
-Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Kinetic staggers Kevin with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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-Kinetic attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
-Kinetic throws a series of punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks.
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-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic takes charge with a series of furious punches to the nose!
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Kinetic thumps Kevin with a heavy left to the mouth.
+Kinetic hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a solid cross to the jaw.
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+Kevin rocks Kinetic with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 35 punches, and Kinetic landed 30 of 42 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic stays away from it.
+Kevin backs up Kinetic with a volley of punches to the stomach!
+Kevin hits with a painful jab to the stomach.
-Kevin probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
-Kevin launches a jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Kevin attacks with a right left to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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-Kevin tries a roundhouse to the stomach, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 55 punches, and Kinetic landed 5 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic jolts Kevin with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Kinetic throws a pair of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Kevin thumps Kinetic with a series of wild punches to the chest. Kinetic doesn't notice.
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+Kevin clocks Kinetic with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin attempts a right jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin slams Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin takes charge with a mean jab to the solar plexus. Kinetic grimaces in pain.
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+Kevin clocks Kinetic with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Kinetic tags Kevin with a stiff jab to the mouth.
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-Kinetic probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Kevin blocks.
+Kevin grazes Kinetic with a right to the ribs.
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+Kinetic connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
+Kinetic fires a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Kevin gets mad!
-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Kinetic ties him up.
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-Kevin charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic stays away from it.
-Kevin paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 22 of 44 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 69-64


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin solidly lands a nasty straight right to the ribs. Kinetic retreats to the far corner.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin launches a volley of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic blocks.
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-Kevin attempts a straight right to the chest, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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+Kevin drills Kinetic with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a hard straight right to the solar plexus.
+Kevin fires a volley of loud punches to the chest.
-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Kevin charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 59 punches, and Kinetic landed 5 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kinetic tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin drills Kinetic with a series of punches to the stomach. Kinetic ignores it.
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-Kinetic tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Kevin suprises Kinetic with a series of heavy punches to the ribs. Kinetic ignores it.
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+Kinetic lashes out with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. Kevin is hurt!
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-Kinetic charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Kinetic shakes Kevin with a pair of loud punches to the head.
-Kevin lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Kevin smashes Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Kevin lands a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
+Kevin throws a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Kinetic lands a pair of stiff punches to the face. Kevin gets mad!
-Kevin attempts a right straight right to the chest, but Kinetic leaps aside.
-Kevin lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Kevin lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic tags Kevin with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
+Kinetic jars Kevin with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic escapes.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 58 punches, and Kinetic landed 22 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Kinetic is winning the fight 88-84


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kevin lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin slams Kinetic with a sweeping right to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Kinetic lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest! Kinetic doesn't seem bothered.
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-Kevin lunges with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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-Kinetic attempts a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Kevin takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kinetic tags Kevin with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a vicious jab to the eye.
+Kevin lands a jab to the ribs.
-Kevin charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic escapes.
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+Kinetic shakes Kevin with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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-Kevin attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 58 punches, and Kinetic landed 22 of 36 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 98-93


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin hits Kinetic with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Kinetic connects with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
-Kinetic attacks with a left roundhouse to the temple, but fails to score.
-Kinetic throws a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Kinetic grazes Kevin with a pair of commanding punches to the temple!
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-Kevin attempts a cross to the chest, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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-Kinetic fires a left jab to the mouth, but Kevin stays away from it.
+Kevin tattoos Kinetic with a volley of punches to the stomach! Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic steps aside.
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+Kevin drills Kinetic with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic stays away from it.
+Kevin lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Kinetic hammers Kevin with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
-Kevin attacks with a right jab to the stomach, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin fires a left to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Kinetic attacks with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 23 of 39 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 108-102


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kinetic punches Kevin with a flurry of punches to the chin. Kevin falls against the ropes!
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-Kevin throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ties him up.
-Kinetic attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Kinetic probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Kinetic throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside.
-Kinetic attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Kevin attempts a right to the solar plexus, but Kinetic escapes.
+Kevin pokes Kinetic with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
-Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Kinetic probes with a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic blocks.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin lands a volley of punches to the chest. Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Kevin tries to land a left to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a strong jab to the nose. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kinetic tosses a stinging right to the jaw!
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+Kevin hits with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Kinetic scores with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
+Kevin hits with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 23 of 38 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 118-111


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Kinetic 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Kinetic 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 117-111


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Kinetic 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 118-112

Kinetic wins by decision!