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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\968783.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Saturday, August 30, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Stoopid attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs!!
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Polly scores with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 33 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 26 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Polly takes charge with a pair of commanding shots to the ribs. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
-Stoopid charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the chest! Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Polly throws a pair of vicious blows to the chest. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a painful roundhouse to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly fires a series of punches to the chest!
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 35 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Polly hits with a strong straight right to the ribs. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
-Stoopid charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach!! Stoopid doesn't notice.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach!
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-Stoopid tries a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 31 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 24 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Stoopid fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Polly scores with a commanding jab to the chest. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid leaps aside.
-Stoopid lunges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 30 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a series of left punches to the chest, but Polly escapes.
-Polly attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Stoopid leaps aside.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a jab to the ribs. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a commanding roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Polly hits with a series of furious punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Stoopid attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 31 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 31 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Polly is obviously tired.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Stoopid throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly slams Stoopid with a barrage of furious blows to the ribs!!
-Stoopid fires a pair of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Polly attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Polly fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid blocks.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Polly tosses a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
-Polly launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stoopid leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 30 of 49 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 30 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Polly is slowing down.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
-Stoopid paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a left hook to the chest, but falls short.
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly attacks with a volley of shots to the chest. Stoopid laughs!
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of light punches to the stomach!
-Stoopid fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Polly lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid attacks with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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+Polly connects with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 42 of 52 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 34 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63
Polly looks exhausted.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
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-Polly launches a volley of shots to the chest, but Stoopid ducks.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Polly escapes.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly escapes.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Polly attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Polly probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Stoopid steps aside and laughs.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 31 of 44 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 34 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72
Polly collapses limply onto his stool.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
+Stoopid connects with a painful left to the ribs. Stoopid attacks like a wild man! Polly is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
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