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(Heavyweight) Rustle "Hey" Relax defeated Neutron by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, August 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 404 pounds (183 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Neutron!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neutron comes out fighting.

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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Neutron tries to land a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Hey deftly avoits it.
-Hey probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Neutron narrowly avoids it
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-Hey tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Neutron narrowly avoids it
Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neutron fires a right to the chin, but Hey deftly avoits it.
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-Hey tries to land a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Neutron hides behind his gloves.
+Neutron hurts Hey with a hook to the mouth.
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-Hey lunges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Neutron scores with a flurry of shots to the eye. Hey is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 2 of 25 punches, and Neutron landed 12 of 39 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9


Hey doesn't want to stop fighting!

Neutron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neutron is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Neutron lands a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Neutron tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Hey beats a hasty retreat.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Neutron deftly avoits it.
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-Hey tries a series of left shots to the chest, but Neutron narrowly avoids it
-Neutron lashes out with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Hey narrowly avoids it
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-Neutron attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Hey deftly avoits it.
Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neutron attacks with a cross to the mouth, but misses.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neutron tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Hey escapes.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Hey lunges with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Neutron stays away from it.
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-Neutron attacks with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Hey attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 2 of 24 punches, and Neutron landed 11 of 42 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Neutron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neutron is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Neutron lands a series of punches to the chin.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey throws a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Neutron attempts a right right to the head, but misses completely.
-Hey launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Neutron narrowly avoids it
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-Neutron probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Hey ducks just in time.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Hey paws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Hey launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Neutron ties him up.
-Neutron lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Hey covers himself well.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Hey attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Neutron attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 2 of 24 punches, and Neutron landed 9 of 39 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Neutron is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neutron is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Neutron suprises Hey with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey launches a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Neutron ducks.
-Neutron probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Neutron suprises Hey with a series of painful punches to the head.
-Hey paws a series of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Hey slams Neutron with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Neutron grimaces in pain.
Hey lands a resounding left smash to the jaw and Neutron is knocked down!!

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Neutron struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Neutron launches a series of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Neutron probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Hey probes with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Neutron deftly avoits it.
-Neutron attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 2 of 26 punches, and Neutron landed 6 of 42 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-8

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 40-35


Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neutron collapses limply onto his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neutron is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Neutron fires a series of punches to the chin!
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-Neutron launches a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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Neutron tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hey hits Neutron with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Neutron backs up Hey with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
-Neutron tries a series of punches to the face, but Hey covers himself well.
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-Neutron throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Hey steps aside and laughs.
+Hey solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Hey lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Neutron hurtles to the canvas!!

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Neutron struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hey wallops Neutron with a volley of wild blows to the ribs. Neutron covers up. Hey is hammering relentlessly! Neutron begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neutron can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-8

Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by a technical knockout!