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(Heavyweight) Zygote and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin fought to a majority decision draw: 113-113, 115-112, 113-113.

Match Thursday, August 28, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Zygote!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 588 pounds (267 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kevin tags Zygote with a hard roundhouse to the stomach. Zygote hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Zygote escapes.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Zygote fires a pair of wild punches to the jaw!
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+Kevin jolts Zygote with a stiff jab to the stomach. Zygote ignores it.
-Zygote tries a series of right punches to the eye, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin staggers Zygote with a barrage of punches to the chest! Zygote sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Zygote clocks Kevin with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Zygote probes with a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Zygote tags Kevin with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Zygote strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
Zygote lands a sudden haymaker and Kevin is knocked down!!

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TWO

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kevin clocks Zygote with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Zygote asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kevin hits Zygote with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Zygote lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Zygote belts Kevin with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Zygote shakes Kevin with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 23 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 33 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-8

Zygote is winning the fight 10-8


Zygote doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 2

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Zygote deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin fires a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
+Kevin tattoos Zygote with a commanding jab to the chest. Zygote seems wobbly!
+Zygote tags Kevin with a barrage of punches to the face!
+Zygote throws a pair of painful shots to the chin.
Zygote lands a ferocious left haymaker and Kevin hurtles to the canvas!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Kevin staggers Zygote with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin jolts Zygote with a volley of punches to the stomach. Zygote ignores it.
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-Zygote fires a series of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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The fighters circle.
+Kevin hits with a quick jab to the solar plexus. Zygote falls against the ropes!
-Zygote attempts a left jab to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Zygote fires a pair of punches to the nose!! Kevin covers up.
+Zygote strikes with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth. Kevin seems wobbly!
-Zygote attempts a jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Kevin fires a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Zygote gets mad!
+Zygote grazes Kevin with a glancing sweeping right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 23 of 36 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 32 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-8

Zygote is winning the fight 20-16


Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 3

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Zygote attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Kevin covers himself well.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Zygote connects with a series of light punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin fires a quick jab to the stomach.
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-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Zygote fires a left cross to the head, but Kevin blocks.
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-Zygote launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Zygote hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+Zygote suprises Kevin with a series of punches to the chin. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Zygote fires a volley of hard punches to the temple.
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+Kevin jolts Zygote with a flurry of loud shots to the solar plexus.
-Zygote throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Kevin ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 19 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 30 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 30-25


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 4

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Zygote stuns Kevin with a flurry of light punches to the chin. Kevin quickly recovers.
-Zygote fires a volley of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin tags Zygote with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Zygote sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Zygote attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Kevin ties him up.
-Kevin tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Kevin attempts a right jab to the chest, but goes wide.
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Zygote covers himself well.
-Zygote paws a left cross to the mouth, but Kevin ducks.
-Kevin throws a jab to the chest, but Zygote covers himself well.
+Kevin hammers Zygote with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Zygote connects with a quick jab to the nose.
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+Zygote smashes Kevin with a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 17 of 44 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 30 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 40-34


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 5

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
+Zygote connects with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Zygote annoys Kevin with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Zygote fires a flurry of left punches to the face, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin probes with a right jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Zygote charges with a jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Zygote tries a right left to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Zygote tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin throws a series of left shots to the chest, but Zygote stays away from it.
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+Zygote grazes Kevin with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
+Kevin hits with a flurry of light punches to the ribs. Zygote covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 17 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 33 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 50-43


Zygote is obviously tired.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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+Kevin hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Kevin tosses a barrage of shots to the ribs!!
-Kevin tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Kevin tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Kevin attacks with a left sweeping right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Zygote annoys Kevin with a light sweeping right to the temple.
-Zygote throws a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Kevin slams Zygote with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Zygote tries a jab to the eye, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Zygote suprises Kevin with a barrage of mean punches to the face!
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-Zygote lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Zygote paws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Kevin lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote quickly backs away.
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-Kevin tries to land a jab to the ribs, but falls short.
-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Zygote paws a left straight right to the chin, but Kevin ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 13 of 43 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 22 of 57 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 59-53


Zygote is obviously tired.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Zygote leaps aside.
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+Kevin takes charge with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Zygote fires a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Zygote attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Kevin jars Zygote with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Zygote throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote blocks.
-Zygote lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Kevin quickly backs away.
-Zygote fires a series of punches to the head, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Kevin throws a left jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin solidly lands a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a right right to the ribs, but Zygote narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Zygote solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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+Zygote attacks with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 13 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 56 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 68-63


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote stays away from it.
+Kevin attacks with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Zygote quickly recovers.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Zygote tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Zygote throws a series of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Kevin launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin lands a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Zygote tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin tries a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Kevin connects with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Zygote lands a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
+Kevin connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Zygote charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Kevin leaps aside.
-Kevin throws a series of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Zygote pounds Kevin with a pair of punches to the head.
-Kevin lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Zygote attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin steps aside.
-Zygote launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Kevin escapes.
-Zygote attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin launches a right left to the stomach, but Zygote hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 12 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 56 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 77-73


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

+Kevin hammers Zygote with a commanding left to the stomach.
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+Kevin pokes Zygote with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Zygote seems wobbly!
-Kevin fires a right to the stomach, but Zygote backs out of it.
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+Zygote jars Kevin with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin slams Zygote with a pair of punches to the ribs. Zygote hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Zygote fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Zygote probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote takes it in the forearms.
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-Zygote attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Zygote attacks with a strong straight right to the jaw! Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Zygote probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Kevin throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Zygote deftly avoits it.
+Kevin annoys Zygote with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin pokes Zygote with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
-Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Kevin hits Zygote with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Zygote attacks with a jab to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Zygote probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 14 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 57 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 86-83


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

-Kevin throws a left cross to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Zygote lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Kevin blocks.
+Zygote annoys Kevin with a volley of wild punches to the face. Kevin quickly recovers.
+Zygote punches Kevin with a heavy jab to the chin.
+Kevin strikes with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Kevin attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Kevin charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Zygote steps aside.
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-Zygote attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Kevin whacks Zygote with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin belts Zygote with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Zygote fires a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Zygote quickly backs away.
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-Zygote lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Zygote tags Kevin with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Zygote blocks.
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-Kevin attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Zygote ties him up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin connects with a furious jab to the solar plexus.
-Zygote attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 13 of 43 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 60 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 95-93


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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+Kevin belts Zygote with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Zygote ducks just in time.
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+Zygote clocks Kevin with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Kevin shakes his head to clear it.
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-Zygote paws a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Zygote attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Kevin tosses a painful jab to the chest.
+Zygote annoys Kevin with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
-Kevin lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Kevin catches Zygote with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Zygote retreats to the far corner.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote leaps aside.
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-Zygote tries a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin lands a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Zygote lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 15 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 51 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Zygote is winning the fight 105-103


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

-Kevin tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Zygote attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Zygote probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Zygote thumps Kevin with a sweeping right to the face.
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-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin jars Zygote with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin grazes Zygote with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
+Zygote annoys Kevin with a pair of punches to the chin!!
-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Zygote quickly backs away.
+Kevin tosses a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Zygote covers himself well.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Zygote attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Kevin lands a series of solid punches to the ribs. Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
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-Zygote attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Zygote lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 15 of 38 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 22 of 60 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 115-112


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Zygote 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Zygote 10-9

Total Score: Zygote 115-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!