Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\968323.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Mr. "I Will Break You" Hurt defeated Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, August 28, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Mr. "I Will Break You" Hurt !!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly !!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
I Will Break You stays outside and uses his jab.
Mcfly stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
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-I Will Break You attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Mcfly nails I Will Break You with a solid jab to the solar plexus. I Will Break You ignores it.
+Mcfly annoys I Will Break You with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Mcfly whacks I Will Break You with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
-I Will Break You probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Mcfly ducks.
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+Mcfly staggers I Will Break You with a stinging right to the solar plexus.
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+Mcfly slams I Will Break You with a pair of punches to the chest.
-I Will Break You tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Mcfly takes it in the forearms.
+Mcfly pummels I Will Break You with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Mcfly lands a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Mcfly annoys I Will Break You with a series of punches to the chest.
-I Will Break You lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Mcfly blocks.
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-I Will Break You probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Mcfly hides behind his gloves.
+Mcfly hurts I Will Break You with a series of nice punches to the stomach! I Will Break You doesn't notice.
-I Will Break You throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Mcfly hides behind his gloves.
+Mcfly slams I Will Break You with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Mcfly fires a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
+Mcfly strikes with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
-I Will Break You throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-I Will Break You paws a flurry of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Mcfly hits with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-I Will Break You throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Mcfly tosses a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Mcfly hits with a jab to the chest.
+Mcfly pummels I Will Break You with a stiff straight right to the chest.
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+Mcfly connects with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Mcfly hits with a series of punches to the ribs. I Will Break You covers up.
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+Mcfly strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! I Will Break You sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. "I Will Break You" Hurt landed 3 of 47 punches, and Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly landed 91 of 91 punches.
Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly won the round 10-9
Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly is winning the fight 10-9
I Will Break You doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mcfly is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
I Will Break You stays outside and uses his jab.
Mcfly chases his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+Mcfly hits with a flurry of light blows to the ribs.
+I Will Break You tags Mcfly with a straight right to the eye. Mcfly sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" I Will Break You is jabbing and laughing! Mcfly's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Mr. "I Will Break You" Hurt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Will Break You doesn't even want to rest!
Mcfly can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly 10-9
Mr. "I Will Break You" Hurt wins by a technical knockout!
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