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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, August 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a flurry of punches to the chest. Wonder retreats to the far corner.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a series of light punches to the temple.
-Wonder probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky covers himself well.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a nasty cross to the head.
-Wonder attempts a straight right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Wonder hits with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Wonder gets mad!
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+Wonder hits with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a sweeping right to the face.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a series of painful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 33 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+Chomsky attacks with a heavy sweeping right to the head.
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+Wonder drills Chomsky with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder attacks with a series of combinations to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky fires a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky lands a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 32 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach!
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+Wonder strikes with a volley of nasty combinations to the chest.
-Wonder probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a pair of painful punches to the ribs!
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-Wonder tries a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but misses.
+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder attacks with a series of combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 30 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky strikes with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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+Wonder thumps Chomsky with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky throws a pair of light punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky lands a series of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a cross to the solar plexus. Wonder is hurt!
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-Wonder throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Chomsky backs out of it.
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+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder throws a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky stays away from it.
+Chomsky nails Wonder with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 28 of 31 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 10 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky connects with a stinging straight right to the stomach.
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-Wonder probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Wonder gets mad!
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+Chomsky hits with a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Wonder thumps Chomsky with a volley of mean combinations to the chest.
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-Chomsky tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Chomsky attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a pair of punches to the chest. Wonder gets mad!
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+Wonder tosses a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 44 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 14 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Chomsky ducks.
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+Wonder attacks with a jab to the ribs!
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+Wonder connects with a loud jab to the solar plexus. Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a flurry of solid combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a loud jab to the ribs. Wonder is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 40 of 49 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 21 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder throws a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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-Wonder tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Chomsky lands a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky throws a series of hard punches to the ribs.
+Wonder throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach. Wonder ignores it.
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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-Wonder attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 47 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky throws a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a series of light punches to the ribs. Wonder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Wonder paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
+Chomsky lashes out with a pair of nasty punches to the chest. Wonder grimaces in pain.
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+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Chomsky lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Wonder covers himself well.
+Chomsky fires a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder pops Chomsky with a series of combinations to the chest.
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-Wonder throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Wonder thumps Chomsky with a series of combinations to the ribs. Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 49 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky scores with a pair of punches to the jaw. Wonder backpedals to his own corner.
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+Wonder suprises Chomsky with a series of light combinations to the ribs!
+Chomsky catches Wonder with a volley of hard punches to the head.
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+Wonder fires a series of loud punches to the chest.
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-Wonder throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Chomsky covers himself well.
+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a pair of light shots to the chest.
+Chomsky lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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-Chomsky probes with a series of right combinations to the nose, but Wonder deftly avoits it.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a roundhouse to the eye.
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+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a volley of nice combinations to the nose.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a stinging sweeping right to the temple.
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 42 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 14 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky catches Wonder with a volley of quick punches to the face.
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+Wonder hits with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Chomsky attacks with a pair of left combinations to the face, but falls short.
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-Wonder tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a pair of solid punches to the chest. Chomsky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a volley of glancing punches to the eye. Wonder covers up.
+Chomsky solidly lands a vicious jab to the eye.
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+Wonder tattoos Chomsky with a pair of vicious combinations to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 37 of 49 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 15 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Wonder attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Chomsky belts Wonder with a stiff jab to the temple.
+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a wild jab to the chin.
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-Chomsky tries a jab to the head, but goes wide.
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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a series of combinations to the face. Wonder gets mad!
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+Wonder takes charge with a series of hard combinations to the stomach!
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+Wonder thumps Chomsky with a hard straight right to the chest!
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-Wonder fires a cross to the stomach, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
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-Chomsky attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Wonder narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 49 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 16 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chomsky paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Wonder stays away from it.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a pair of heavy punches to the eye!
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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Wonder takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Chomsky laughs!
+Chomsky lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Chomsky tosses a series of hard punches to the mouth. Wonder seems wobbly!
+Chomsky punches Wonder with a cross to the jaw. Wonder is hurt!
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-Chomsky throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a series of solid blows to the eye.
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+Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Wonder charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Chomsky solidly lands a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth. Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Wonder lands a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 53 of 66 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 19 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!