Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\967735.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 118-111, 120-112, 119-112.Match Monday, August 25, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 350 pounds (159 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 415 pounds (188 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left shots to the head, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but Tester- leaps aside.
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+Tester- hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Tester- ties him up.
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+Tester- backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick blows to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right shots to the chin, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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+Tester- connects with Crazyfucker with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Tester- blocks.
+Tester- tosses a pair of stiff blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left straight right to the stomach, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-28
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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+Tester- throws a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Tester- jars Crazyfucker with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right left to the eye, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left to the chin, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-8
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Tester- pokes Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Tester- leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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+Tester- takes charge with a series of loud blows to the chest! Crazyfucker laughs!
-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the chin, but Tester- blocks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right to the ribs, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-55
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Tester- covers himself well.
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+Tester- drills Crazyfucker with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but Tester- ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the temple, but Tester- steps aside.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-64
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of blows to the eye, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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+Tester- hits with a powerful left to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-73
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right straight right to the face, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker staggers Tester- with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left hook to the eye, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of blows to the nose, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 8 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-83
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but Tester- steps aside.
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+Tester- throws a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker launches a straight right to the temple, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-93
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left shots to the eye, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right punches to the chin, but Tester- blocks.
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+Tester- pounds Crazyfucker with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-102
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.
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+Tester- fires a stiff cross to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right uppercut to the temple, but to no avail.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-112
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-112
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-112
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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