Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\967724.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Zygote defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Monday, August 25, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 576 pounds (261 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 287 pounds (130 kilograms) is Zygote!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Zygote probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin backs up Zygote with a light jab to the chest.
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+Kevin throws a commanding jab to the ribs.
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-Zygote paws a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Zygote lands a pair of punches to the chin!!
+Kevin hammers Zygote with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus!! Zygote asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Zygote hits with a pair of solid punches to the head!! Kevin seems wobbly!
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+Zygote nails Kevin with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Zygote tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Zygote escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 33 punches, and Zygote landed 20 of 41 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 10-9
Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Zygote doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Kevin wallops Zygote with a left to the ribs.
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+Kevin hurts Zygote with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Zygote staggers Kevin with a volley of painful punches to the jaw. Kevin quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Zygote hits Kevin with a series of punches to the head.
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+Zygote tosses a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Kevin fires a solid uppercut to the chest.
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+Zygote pokes Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose. Kevin is hurt!
+Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Zygote throws a right jab to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Zygote attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 33 punches, and Zygote landed 19 of 42 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye.
Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Zygote launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Zygote tags Kevin with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Kevin connects with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Zygote narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin throws a right jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Zygote connects with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Zygote lands a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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-Kevin attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Zygote tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but Kevin steps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 33 punches, and Zygote landed 21 of 40 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 29-28
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kevin suprises Zygote with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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-Zygote charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Zygote probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Zygote launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Zygote rocks Kevin with a vicious left to the nose.
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-Kevin attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Zygote covers himself well.
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-Zygote probes with a series of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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+Zygote pounds Kevin with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Kevin hammers Zygote with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
BELL
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Zygote wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Zygote 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Zygote wins by a technical knockout!
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