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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Monday, August 25, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mayday throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mayday punches Stoopid with a barrage of strong punches to the head. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Stoopid probes with a uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stoopid throws a barrage of furious shots to the stomach!
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mayday paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Stoopid stays away from it.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Stoopid fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Mayday paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Stoopid tattoos Mayday with a pair of blows to the stomach!!
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-Stoopid probes with a right hook to the ribs, but Mayday blocks.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 12 of 24 punches, and Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 9 of 54 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mayday remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Stoopid stuns Mayday with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
Stoopid lands a well placed right cross to the jaw and Mayday's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Mayday struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Mayday fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Mayday suprises Stoopid with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Mayday fires a series of punches to the jaw, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mayday tries to land a left uppercut to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid probes with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Mayday beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stoopid drills Mayday with a quick hook to the chest.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Mayday hides behind his gloves.
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-Mayday tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stoopid attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mayday throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Stoopid escapes.
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+Mayday thumps Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 23 punches, and Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 6 of 50 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-8

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 20-17


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mayday is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Stoopid hammers Mayday with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
Stoopid lands a slow motion uppercut and Mayday collapses!!

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Mayday struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Mayday fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid escapes.
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-Mayday lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Mayday tosses a pair of wild shots to the stomach.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Stoopid punches Mayday with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Mayday launches a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mayday tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The fighters circle.
+Stoopid smacks Mayday with a hard hook to the solar plexus.
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+Stoopid smashes Mayday with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
Stoopid lands a decisive right haymaker and Mayday bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Mayday can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!