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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\967432.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Sunday, August 24, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a wild straight right to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
+Polly solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a hard left to the chest.
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+Polly lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 40 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 21 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Stoopid throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a series of hard punches to the stomach. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid launches a pair of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a vicious jab to the solar plexus. Stoopid is hurt!
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+Polly fires a volley of shots to the stomach!
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+Polly throws a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 36 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly lands a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid launches a hook to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Polly takes charge with a strong sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 37 of 44 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Polly throws a nice cross to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attacks with a right uppercut to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Polly paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Polly connects with a jab to the ribs. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest. Stoopid ignores it.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 30 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach!! Stoopid laughs!
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 34 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 32 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly connects with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Polly throws a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Polly blocks.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
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+Polly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a volley of nasty punches to the chest. Stoopid covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 42 of 50 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 34 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Polly is obviously tired.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Polly fires a jab to the chest.
+Stoopid clocks Polly with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
+Polly takes charge with a series of loud punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid paws a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid paws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Polly backs out of it.
+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach!!
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a jab to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 45 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 32 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63
Polly is slowing down.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a pair of strong punches to the stomach!!
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a off balance cross to the ribs.
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+Polly lands a jab to the stomach.
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly strikes with a straight right to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 46 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 29 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72
Polly looks exhausted.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
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+Polly hits with a mean straight right to the face.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of blows to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly lashes out with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Stoopid whacks Polly with a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a powerful straight right to the temple.
+Polly attacks with a barrage of punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 32 of 32 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 38 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 89-82
Polly collapses limply onto his stool.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly hits with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Stoopid lands a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Polly attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the head!!
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Polly hits with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Stoopid attacks with a uppercut to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 30 of 33 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 41 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 98-92
Polly receives medical attention from his trainer.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
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+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Stoopid staggers Polly with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
Stoopid lands a terrific smash to the jaw and Polly's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Polly lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw. Stoopid covers up.
+Polly hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Polly launches a flurry of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a uppercut to the temple.
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+Stoopid pounds Polly with a pair of hard punches to the ribs. Polly grimaces in pain. Stoopid strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Polly collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his.
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
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