Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\966583.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 117-115, 117-116, 119-115.Match Wednesday, August 20, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 424 pounds (192 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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+Tester whacks Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head!
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right shots to the jaw, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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+Tester tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of quick shots to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the chin, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right shots to the chest, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the face, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tester quickly backs away.
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+Tester lands a series of stinging blows to the eye! Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-29
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Tester connects with a series of stinging blows to the face. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of right blows to the face, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-39
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of blows to the face, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the face, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tester steps aside.
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+Tester fires a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Timmy Tester won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Tester drills Crazyfucker with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the head, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left blows to the nose, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a jab to the face, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 69-68
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a straight right to the solar plexus, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the ribs, but Tester stays away from it.
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+Tester connects with a series of off balance blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 79-78
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker fires a jab to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Tester punches Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Tester ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 89-87
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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+Tester solidly lands a flurry of light shots to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right shots to the face, but misses.
-Crazyfucker paws a left to the face, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 99-96
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the nose, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of blows to the nose, but Tester ties him up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 109-106
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Tester attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker paws a left roundhouse to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 9 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 119-115
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-115
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-116
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-115
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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