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(Heavyweight) Zygote defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, August 20, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 287 pounds (130 kilograms) is Zygote!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 570 pounds (259 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

+Kevin attacks with a stiff straight right to the stomach!
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+Zygote hits with a barrage of punches to the eye. Kevin quickly recovers.
+Zygote throws a series of punches to the temple.
+Zygote lands a barrage of glancing punches to the nose!
+Kevin annoys Zygote with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest!
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-Zygote charges with a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Zygote hits with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
Zygote lands a resounding hook and Kevin hurtles to the canvas!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Zygote attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Zygote throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Zygote throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Kevin slams Zygote with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin strikes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Zygote smacks Kevin with a vicious roundhouse to the chin.
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+Kevin smacks Zygote with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
+Zygote grazes Kevin with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 21 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 32 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-8

Zygote is winning the fight 10-8


Zygote doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Zygote probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Zygote throws a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin belts Zygote with a jab to the stomach. Zygote covers up.
+Kevin lands a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin pops Zygote with a series of stinging punches to the chest!
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+Kevin solidly lands a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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+Zygote hits with a volley of mean punches to the face.
-Zygote attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of punches to the stomach. Zygote gets mad!
+Zygote hits Kevin with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
+Zygote hits with a series of loud punches to the eye. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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+Zygote annoys Kevin with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 21 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 27 of 32 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 19-18


Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Zygote lands a nice jab to the nose.
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-Zygote throws a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Zygote throws a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a stinging jab to the ribs.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Zygote steps aside and laughs.
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+Zygote shakes Kevin with a pair of light punches to the jaw. Kevin falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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-Zygote charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Zygote lashes out with a jab to the chin, but fails to score.
-Kevin probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin pummels Zygote with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 24 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 19 of 30 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 29-27


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

+Zygote jars Kevin with a series of quick shots to the face.
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+Zygote lands a wild left to the jaw.
-Kevin throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Zygote jars Kevin with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Zygote probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Zygote hits Kevin with a series of punches to the chin!!
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+Kevin tags Zygote with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Kevin attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Zygote tries to land a left straight right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Zygote lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs. Zygote shakes his head to clear it.
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+Zygote annoys Kevin with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 25 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 32 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 39-36


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Zygote hits Kevin with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
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+Kevin slams Zygote with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin fires a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Zygote doesn't seem bothered.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Zygote takes it in the forearms.
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-Zygote attacks with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Zygote belts Kevin with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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+Zygote takes charge with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Zygote pokes Kevin with a jab to the chin. Kevin quickly recovers.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 20 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 34 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 49-45


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 6

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Zygote steps aside.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Kevin hurts Zygote with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Zygote charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Zygote ties him up.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Zygote fires a flurry of strong punches to the eye! Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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+Zygote slams Kevin with a cross to the chin.
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-Kevin throws a left jab to the chest, but Zygote ducks just in time.
+Kevin staggers Zygote with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Zygote hammers Kevin with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
-Zygote charges with a volley of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin fires a jab to the ribs, but Zygote leaps aside.
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+Kevin shakes Zygote with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
+Kevin tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Zygote throws a pair of blows to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 16 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 21 of 56 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 59-54


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Zygote covers himself well.
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+Zygote catches Kevin with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Zygote charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Zygote attacks with a right to the jaw, but misses.
+Zygote slams Kevin with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Zygote ducks just in time.
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+Kevin scores with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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+Kevin pummels Zygote with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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+Zygote backs up Kevin with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
+Kevin throws a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Kevin jolts Zygote with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Zygote backpedals to his own corner.
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-Zygote probes with a jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Zygote throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Zygote hits with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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BELL
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Zygote wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: Zygote 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: Zygote 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: Zygote 10-9

Zygote wins by a technical knockout!