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(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated nuknuk by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, August 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is nuknuk!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Nuknuk beats a hasty retreat.
-Hitchens probes with a series of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Nuknuk scores with a barrage of loud shots to the jaw.
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+Hitchens attacks with a pair of light shots to the solar plexus. Nuknuk sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hitchens backs up Nuknuk with a barrage of light blows to the head!
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+Hitchens staggers Nuknuk with a flurry of wild shots to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 19 of 32 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9


Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!

Nuknuk doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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+Hitchens hurts Nuknuk with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Nuknuk quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens tries to land a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Nuknuk takes it in the forearms.
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-Hitchens tries to land a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Nuknuk stays away from it.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of off balance blows to the eye.
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+Nuknuk throws a volley of hard blows to the nose.
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+Hitchens hits Nuknuk with a nice jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 32 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18


Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!

Nuknuk doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Nuknuk hammers Hitchens with a loud sweeping right to the eye. Hitchens laughs!
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-Hitchens throws a right left to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Hitchens lands a flurry of shots to the ribs. Nuknuk hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hitchens wakes up the fans with a powerful straight right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 35 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27


Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Nuknuk doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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+Hitchens belts Nuknuk with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Hitchens punches Nuknuk with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Nuknuk annoys Hitchens with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hitchens hits with a series of shots to the head.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 34 punches, and nuknuk landed 7 of 7 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36


Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Nuknuk doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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+Hitchens annoys Nuknuk with a stinging jab to the stomach.
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-Hitchens throws a uppercut to the face, but Nuknuk quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens paws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Nuknuk ducks.
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+Nuknuk grazes Hitchens with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Hitchens tries to land a series of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Hitchens thumps Nuknuk with a volley of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 33 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45


Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Nuknuk remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Nuknuk beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens nails Nuknuk with a barrage of blows to the chin.
-Hitchens paws a series of blows to the ribs, but Nuknuk steps aside.
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-Hitchens launches a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
+Hitchens nails Nuknuk with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Nuknuk tosses a volley of nasty shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 30 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54


Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Nuknuk remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens paws a volley of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Nuknuk ducks just in time.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a series of glancing blows to the face.
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-Hitchens probes with a volley of blows to the eye, but Nuknuk hides behind his gloves.
+Hitchens whacks Nuknuk with a series of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 32 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63


Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Nuknuk remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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+Hitchens hits Nuknuk with a roundhouse to the face.
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-Hitchens tries a pair of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Nuknuk steps aside.
+Hitchens wallops Nuknuk with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Nuknuk lands a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Nuknuk covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 32 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Nuknuk remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens pounds Nuknuk with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Nuknuk tags Hitchens with a pair of furious shots to the ribs! Hitchens sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Hitchens paws a right sweeping right to the chest, but Nuknuk hides behind his gloves.
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Nuknuk deftly avoits it.
-Hitchens lunges with a volley of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 34 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Nuknuk remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens paws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Nuknuk quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens backs up Nuknuk with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth!
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+Nuknuk jars Hitchens with a volley of hard shots to the chest.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Nuknuk quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Hitchens lunges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 31 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 100-90


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Nuknuk remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Nuknuk covers himself well.
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+Nuknuk tattoos Hitchens with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Hitchens launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Nuknuk ducks.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but Nuknuk hides behind his gloves.
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+Hitchens shakes Nuknuk with a series of shots to the jaw. Nuknuk falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 32 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 110-99


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Nuknuk remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Hitchens comes out fighting.
Nuknuk covers up.

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-Hitchens paws a pair of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Nuknuk catches Hitchens with a volley of heavy blows to the face.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but Nuknuk blocks.
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-Hitchens attacks with a hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens fires a barrage of solid blows to the chin. Nuknuk sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 33 punches, and nuknuk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 120-108


Hitchens is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Nuknuk grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 12: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Total Score: Christopher Hitchens 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 12: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Total Score: Christopher Hitchens 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 12: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Total Score: Christopher Hitchens 120-108

Christopher Hitchens wins by decision!