Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\966153.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Exothermic defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, August 18, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Exothermic!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Exothermic attempts a right uppercut to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Exothermic fires a pair of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker lands a loud straight right to the eye. Exothermic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Exothermic fires a hook to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Exothermic lunges with a series of left blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Exothermic paws a barrage of blows to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Exothermic landed 1 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 25 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Exothermic doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Exothermic quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Exothermic attacks with a series of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Exothermic attacks with a left uppercut to the jaw, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
+Crazyfucker hurts Exothermic with a volley of stinging blows to the head. Exothermic doesn't seem bothered.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Exothermic with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Exothermic asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Crazyfucker throws a right to the face, but Exothermic narrowly avoids it
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-Exothermic attacks with a uppercut to the head, but comes up empty.
+Exothermic nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the head. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
Exothermic lands a cruel haymaker and Crazyfucker is knocked out of the ring!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Exothermic charges with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
Exothermic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Exothermic wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Exothermic 10-9
Exothermic wins by a technical knockout!
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