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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, August 14, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder charges with a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Wonder hammers Chomsky with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a series of punches to the ribs. Wonder seems wobbly!
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder hits with a vicious jab to the stomach! Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Wonder throws a volley of solid combinations to the stomach!
+Chomsky tosses a volley of punches to the face.
+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a flurry of blows to the jaw!
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 34 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky leaps aside.
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-Wonder tries to land a jab to the stomach, but Chomsky ducks.
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+Wonder attacks with a flurry of powerful combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the temple. Wonder backpedals to his own corner.
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a flurry of combinations to the ribs!!
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a combination to the temple. Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a series of punches to the chest. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 30 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Wonder pummels Chomsky with a volley of punches to the ribs. Chomsky laughs!
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+Chomsky strikes with a series of punches to the stomach. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach!
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+Wonder lashes out with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a hard combination to the ribs. Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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-Wonder lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a painful right to the ribs. Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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-Wonder lunges with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 27 of 32 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 14 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a volley of nice punches to the ribs!! Wonder grimaces in pain.
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+Chomsky strikes with a series of combinations to the ribs!! Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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-Chomsky attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Wonder ducks just in time.
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+Wonder smashes Chomsky with a pair of vicious combinations to the ribs.
+Wonder nails Chomsky with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Chomsky leaps aside.
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-Wonder charges with a series of combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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+Chomsky fires a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky tosses a loud right to the stomach!
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a straight right to the ribs. Wonder doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 26 of 31 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 14 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Chomsky fires a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Wonder charges with a pair of combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky connects with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Chomsky probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Wonder tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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+Wonder hits with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky pops Wonder with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky fires a loud straight right to the chest.
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+Wonder throws a series of off balance combinations to the chest!!
+Wonder tosses a nice left to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 40 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 14 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky lands a sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Wonder scores with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder fires a jab to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Chomsky lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Wonder ducks just in time.
+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a volley of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder hurts Chomsky with a flurry of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky belts Wonder with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder lands a pair of heavy combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky strikes with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 37 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 15 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky throws a glancing straight right to the ribs. Wonder falls against the ropes!
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-Chomsky lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Wonder steps aside and laughs.
+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
+Wonder attacks with a volley of punches to the chest. Chomsky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder throws a left to the stomach, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
+Chomsky fires a pair of vicious punches to the ribs!! Wonder falls against the ropes!
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs!
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-Chomsky throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Wonder quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 15 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chomsky probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Wonder ties him up.
+Wonder slams Chomsky with a off balance combination to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a flurry of punches to the ribs!! Wonder falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky connects with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Chomsky throws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Chomsky throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Wonder quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach!!
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a nasty left to the stomach.
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+Wonder hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. Chomsky doesn't notice.
+Wonder scores with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Chomsky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky scores with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Wonder tries to land a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 33 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 15 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder solidly lands a volley of stiff blows to the ribs. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
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-Wonder lashes out with a left sweeping right to the ribs, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a volley of shots to the head.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a series of strong punches to the jaw!!
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a furious straight right to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
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+Wonder nails Chomsky with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a pair of hard punches to the eye. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Chomsky probes with a flurry of combinations to the face, but Wonder deftly avoits it.
-Chomsky throws a right straight right to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Wonder fires a flurry of furious combinations to the chest.
+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 52 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 19 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a volley of off balance combinations to the eye.
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-Chomsky probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a barrage of furious combinations to the chest. Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
+Wonder throws a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
-Wonder lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Wonder tosses a series of glancing combinations to the ribs!
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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-Chomsky probes with a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a flurry of glancing combinations to the temple. Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky throws a mean sweeping right to the temple.
+Wonder clocks Chomsky with a volley of nice punches to the ribs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky lashes out with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 44 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 16 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky takes charge with Wonder with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a pair of heavy punches to the chin!
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a flurry of punches to the temple. Wonder ignores it.
+Wonder clocks Chomsky with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky hits with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Chomsky attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Wonder quickly backs away.
+Chomsky lashes out with a series of punches to the face.
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+Chomsky throws a series of shots to the mouth.
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-Wonder lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Chomsky scores with a flurry of hard shots to the chin. Wonder seems wobbly!
+Chomsky takes charge with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Wonder lashes out with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
-Chomsky throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Wonder blocks.
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+Wonder hits Chomsky with a barrage of mean combinations to the ribs!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 34 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Wonder tosses a volley of combinations to the chest. Chomsky seems wobbly!
+Chomsky strikes with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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-Chomsky charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Wonder ties him up.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Chomsky fires a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Wonder blocks.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Chomsky attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Wonder hits with a barrage of nice combinations to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky throws a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
+Wonder tags Chomsky with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest!! Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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+Chomsky fires a volley of punches to the jaw. Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky tosses a glancing right to the jaw.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 47 of 70 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 23 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!