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(Heavyweight) Zygote defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, August 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 284 pounds (129 kilograms) is Zygote!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 551 pounds (250 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kevin throws a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Zygote hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Zygote tries a barrage of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Zygote connects with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
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-Zygote lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Zygote probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
+Kevin scores with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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+Zygote pops Kevin with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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+Kevin shakes Zygote with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs!
+Zygote lands a series of punches to the eye.
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-Zygote lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Kevin ducks.
+Kevin takes charge with a series of punches to the chest. Zygote quickly recovers.
+Kevin hits with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 24 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Zygote doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Zygote tags Kevin with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Zygote jars Kevin with a pair of nice punches to the eye!
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+Zygote lands a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Zygote probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Kevin belts Zygote with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Kevin tags Zygote with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
-Zygote lashes out with a roundhouse to the face, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Zygote fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Kevin tattoos Zygote with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Kevin throws a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Kevin hammers Zygote with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Zygote attacks with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 21 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 33 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kevin rocks Zygote with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach. Zygote doesn't seem bothered.
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-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but Zygote stays away from it.
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-Kevin throws a straight right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Zygote ducks.
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-Zygote probes with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Zygote doesn't seem bothered.
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-Zygote charges with a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Zygote attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kevin clocks Zygote with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Zygote fires a barrage of solid punches to the jaw!
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+Zygote smashes Kevin with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Zygote attacks with a series of stinging punches to the temple. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 22 of 37 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 32 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 29-28


Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Zygote lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Zygote connects with a series of furious blows to the mouth!!
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+Kevin pokes Zygote with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Zygote hits with a pair of punches to the chin!
-Kevin tries to land a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Zygote attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin stuns Zygote with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Zygote escapes.
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+Zygote hurts Kevin with a barrage of furious punches to the chin. Kevin covers up.
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-Kevin attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but Zygote deftly avoits it.
+Zygote suprises Kevin with a series of light punches to the temple.
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-Kevin fires a volley of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Zygote wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Zygote 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Zygote 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Zygote 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9

Zygote wins by a technical knockout!