Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\962761.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 119-115, 119-115, 118-115.Match Sunday, August 03, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 415 pounds (188 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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+Tester strikes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the jaw, but Tester blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of blows to the mouth, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the eye, but Tester escapes.
+Crazyfucker wallops Tester with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Tester nails Crazyfucker with a solid jab to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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+Tester punches Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-29
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Tester jars Crazyfucker with a barrage of light punches to the head!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-39
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right cross to the eye, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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+Tester hits with a straight right to the stomach. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-49
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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+Tester nails Crazyfucker with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-58
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Tester leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the temple, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Tester attacks with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-67
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Tester fires a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-76
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the face, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Tester hammers Crazyfucker with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of shots to the nose, but Tester quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the chest, but Tester steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 9 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-86
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Tester hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left straight right to the mouth, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the nose, but misses.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Timmy Tester won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 99-96
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a cross to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Tester thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 109-105
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the head, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Tester catches Crazyfucker with a volley of furious punches to the nose! Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but Tester escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 119-115
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-115
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-115
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-115
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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