Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\962495.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Saturday, August 02, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
-Stoopid probes with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Polly leaps aside.
...
+Stoopid shakes Polly with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a series of strong punches to the chest.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
+Polly throws a series of nice punches to the chest. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
...
-Polly attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Stoopid attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Stoopid lunges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Stoopid quickly recovers.
...
...
...
...
+Polly belts Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 34 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 25 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Polly backs out of it.
...
...
-Polly attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Stoopid attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
...
...
+Polly attacks with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
...
...
-Stoopid tries a pair of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
...
+Polly tags Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Stoopid gets mad!
...
...
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Polly jars Stoopid with a loud cross to the chest. Stoopid ignores it.
...
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 36 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 24 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Polly connects with a flurry of nasty blows to the ribs.
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid launches a volley of blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
...
+Polly tosses a series of shots to the ribs.
...
...
...
+Polly throws a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
-Polly tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
-Stoopid throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
...
...
...
...
...
+Stoopid belts Polly with a flurry of glancing shots to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
+Polly connects with a strong left to the solar plexus.
...
...
-Stoopid tries a straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a volley of furious punches to the ribs! Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 33 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 25 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
...
+Polly belts Stoopid with a solid sweeping right to the solar plexus!
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
-Stoopid throws a left left to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly solidly lands a jab to the stomach. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
+Stoopid hits with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. Polly ignores it.
...
...
...
+Polly punches Stoopid with a nice jab to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Polly escapes.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly throws a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
...
...
+Polly hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid gets mad!
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 30 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 24 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
...
...
...
...
...
-Polly throws a right jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
+Polly attacks with a quick roundhouse to the chest.
...
-Stoopid tries to land a left uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Polly scores with a flurry of blows to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid charges with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
...
+Polly attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a volley of quick punches to the ribs! Stoopid doesn't notice.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but Polly ties him up.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus! Stoopid grimaces in pain.
...
...
+Stoopid punches Polly with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
+Polly hits with a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 34 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 31 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Polly is obviously tired.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
...
-Stoopid charges with a right straight right to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
...
...
...
-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
-Polly throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a volley of loud punches to the stomach. Stoopid laughs!
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
...
...
...
+Polly grazes Stoopid with a volley of punches to the stomach!! Stoopid doesn't notice.
...
-Stoopid launches a left uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a volley of light punches to the chest.
+Stoopid lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
...
-Stoopid probes with a right left to the chest, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 37 of 49 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 9 of 33 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Polly looks exhausted.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
-Polly attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Stoopid covers himself well.
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
+Polly grazes Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid seems wobbly!
...
+Stoopid tags Polly with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
...
...
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a commanding right to the ribs.
...
...
+Polly whacks Stoopid with a flurry of quick punches to the chest! Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stoopid probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
...
...
...
...
-Polly attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Stoopid connects with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs. Polly gets mad!
...
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Polly throws a pair of strong shots to the ribs!
...
...
+Polly tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach.
...
...
+Polly attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 41 of 50 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 31 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 69-64
Polly collapses limply onto his stool.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
...
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a mean right to the solar plexus.
...
+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Stoopid seems wobbly!
...
...
...
+Polly fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Polly tosses a pair of punches to the ribs. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
...
...
+Stoopid catches Polly with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
-Polly charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid blocks.
...
+Stoopid lands a series of vicious blows to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly lashes out with a flurry of nice punches to the chest. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
...
...
...
...
-Polly lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid ties him up.
-Stoopid lunges with a left to the chest, but goes wide.
-Polly charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
...
...
...
-Stoopid tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 30 of 51 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 30 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 78-74
Polly can't remember which corner is his.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
...
...
...
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of shots to the chest.
+Stoopid pops Polly with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
+Stoopid tattoos Polly with a hook to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
+Stoopid drills Polly with a series of nice shots to the chest.
Stoopid lands a terrific right hook and Polly hurtles to the canvas!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stoopid wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Polly grimaces in pain. Stoopid sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Polly seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
|