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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\962122.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Dumbo Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by split decision: 117-115, 115-114, 114-115.Match Thursday, July 31, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Dumbo Luchini!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a cross to the chin, but Luchini escapes.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini jars Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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+Luchini stuns Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance shots to the eye.
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+Luchini lands a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Luchini charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 15 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 10-9
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini tries a series of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini scores with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 20-18
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini stuns Crazyfucker with a jab to the head. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker tries a right to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini fires a series of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of left punches to the face, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 29-28
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Luchini tries a left straight right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw!!
+Luchini tattoos Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a left right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 39-37
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left shots to the head, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini hits with a flurry of quick punches to the temple!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
+Luchini shakes Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the nose. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 27 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 21 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 49-46
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of left shots to the nose, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right left to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini staggers Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the head.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a jab to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left punches to the head, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Luchini tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 27 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 59-55
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini wallops Crazyfucker with a stiff right to the nose. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Luchini attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Luchini takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Luchini lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a jab to the chest, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 69-65
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a cross to the ribs, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Luchini throws a jab to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 79-74
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Luchini attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Luchini drills Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses.
+Luchini hits with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 28 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 88-84
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Luchini launches a left right to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Luchini throws a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Luchini lands a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a pair of furious punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 97-94
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Luchini shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right blows to the eye, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the head, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini charges with a series of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right shots to the eye, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Luchini ducks.
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+Luchini jars Crazyfucker with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
-Luchini probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 27 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 106-104
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini slams Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the temple, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini grazes Crazyfucker with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Luchini tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini launches a flurry of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 115-114
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 117-115
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 115-114
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 115-114
Dumbo Luchini wins by decision!
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