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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin and Kinetic fought to a unanimous decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 114-114.

Match Wednesday, July 30, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 532 pounds (241 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Kinetic!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic stuns Kevin with a pair of nice shots to the chin.
-Kinetic fires a series of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Kevin hits Kinetic with a barrage of strong shots to the ribs.
-Kevin throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic covers himself well.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ties him up.
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+Kinetic takes charge with a painful jab to the face.
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-Kinetic attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kinetic lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Kinetic belts Kevin with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!
+Kevin fires a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Kinetic hits with a nasty jab to the face.
+Kinetic lashes out with a powerful straight right to the mouth! Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Kevin takes charge with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 33 punches, and Kinetic landed 31 of 37 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic staggers Kevin with a series of painful punches to the temple!!
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+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Kevin launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a series of painful punches to the eye. Kevin covers up.
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-Kinetic lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Kinetic thumps Kevin with a pair of strong punches to the face.
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+Kinetic nails Kevin with a pair of nice punches to the mouth. Kevin gets mad!
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+Kevin hurts Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kinetic hurts Kevin with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Kinetic pokes Kevin with a solid straight right to the chin.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 31 punches, and Kinetic landed 31 of 37 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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+Kinetic fires a straight right to the head. Kevin shakes his head to clear it.
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+Kinetic pummels Kevin with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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-Kevin paws a right left to the ribs, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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+Kinetic tosses a volley of nasty punches to the nose!
-Kinetic tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin solidly lands a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Kinetic pummels Kevin with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Kinetic hits Kevin with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Kevin whacks Kinetic with a series of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a volley of punches to the temple!!
+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a solid left to the face.
+Kinetic hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 34 punches, and Kinetic landed 33 of 42 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic lands a series of punches to the head. Kevin covers up.
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-Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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+Kinetic grazes Kevin with a barrage of off balance punches to the head!
+Kinetic lands a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Kinetic smacks Kevin with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Kevin throws a series of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Kinetic lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside.
-Kinetic fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 30 punches, and Kinetic landed 27 of 39 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic grazes Kevin with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Kinetic nails Kevin with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Kinetic jolts Kevin with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
+Kevin belts Kinetic with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Kinetic paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Kevin catches Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the ribs! Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
-Kinetic probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic fires a series of shots to the mouth.
+Kevin fires a pair of punches to the chest. Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 25 of 45 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Kevin nails Kinetic with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest!!
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin tries a barrage of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Kevin connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin probes with a straight right to the chest, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 55 punches, and Kinetic landed 4 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic throws a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
-Kinetic probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Kevin rocks Kinetic with a wild cross to the solar plexus. Kinetic is hurt!
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-Kinetic throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Kinetic tries a barrage of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Kevin backs up Kinetic with a series of glancing punches to the chest!
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-Kinetic paws a right cross to the temple, but Kevin backs out of it.
+Kinetic hurts Kevin with a furious straight right to the chin.
+Kevin hammers Kinetic with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Kevin attacks with a left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Kevin suprises Kinetic with a mean jab to the stomach!!
+Kinetic punches Kevin with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Kinetic tags Kevin with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Kevin probes with a jab to the chest, but misses.
+Kevin lashes out with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach. Kinetic asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 54 punches, and Kinetic landed 19 of 42 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin hits with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Kinetic ignores it.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
+Kevin pummels Kinetic with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Kinetic tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Kinetic throws a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
-Kinetic throws a pair of punches to the face, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
+Kevin fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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-Kinetic launches a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin throws a left to the stomach.
+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Kinetic lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Kevin throws a hard straight right to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Kevin scores with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Kinetic seems wobbly!
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+Kinetic pops Kevin with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Kevin hits with a jab to the chest. Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 58 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 39 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 77-75


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus!!
-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
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-Kinetic throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Kevin covers himself well.
+Kevin smacks Kinetic with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
+Kevin tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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-Kevin launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic escapes.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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+Kinetic nails Kevin with a off balance left to the mouth.
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-Kevin throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Kinetic probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
+Kinetic fires a strong straight right to the head.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Kevin punches Kinetic with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs!
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-Kevin probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Kinetic lunges with a straight right to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
+Kinetic pokes Kevin with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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+Kevin hammers Kinetic with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Kinetic solidly lands a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 38 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 86-85


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic grazes Kevin with a left to the face.
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+Kevin clocks Kinetic with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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-Kinetic attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kinetic staggers Kevin with a pair of shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Kinetic jars Kevin with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Kevin lashes out with a jab to the stomach.
+Kinetic connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kinetic tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Kevin throws a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a series of commanding punches to the chest!
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Kinetic lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Kevin thumps Kinetic with a roundhouse to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 59 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 39 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
+Kevin tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Kevin stuns Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Kinetic throws a series of left punches to the face, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin rocks Kinetic with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Kinetic attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Kinetic scores with a series of painful punches to the mouth! Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
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-Kinetic tries a left sweeping right to the temple, but Kevin steps aside.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Kevin tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin fires a series of punches to the chest, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
+Kinetic suprises Kevin with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
+Kevin tags Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Kinetic attacks with a pair of shots to the head, but misses.
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+Kevin attacks with a jab to the ribs! Kinetic gets mad!
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+Kevin whacks Kinetic with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 50 punches, and Kinetic landed 21 of 41 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 105-104


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the chest. Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Kevin fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Kinetic solidly lands a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
+Kevin fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic shakes his head to clear it.
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-Kinetic tries to land a sweeping right to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Kevin hammers Kinetic with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin clocks Kinetic with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
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+Kinetic attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw. Kevin seems wobbly!
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+Kevin slams Kinetic with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Kinetic throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin attacks with a jab to the chest, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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-Kinetic paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Kinetic hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 21 of 42 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!