Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\961458.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Zygote by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-113, 115-114.Match Monday, July 28, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 513 pounds (233 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Zygote!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Zygote charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Zygote throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Zygote strikes with a series of glancing punches to the chin. Kevin ignores it.
+Kevin lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Zygote attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin pokes Zygote with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Zygote lands a pair of painful punches to the nose. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Zygote hits with a series of punches to the eye.
+Zygote rocks Kevin with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Kevin hits Zygote with a heavy jab to the chest!
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+Kevin tags Zygote with a nasty sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 30 punches, and Zygote landed 21 of 40 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 10-9
Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Zygote doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kevin hits Zygote with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin strikes with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin smacks Zygote with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Kevin connects with a heavy jab to the solar plexus. Zygote laughs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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-Zygote probes with a sweeping right to the nose, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
+Kevin lands a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus!
+Zygote throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Zygote punches Kevin with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Zygote launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Zygote throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Zygote solidly lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Zygote connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
-Zygote attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 31 punches, and Zygote landed 22 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Zygote is winning the fight 20-19
Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Zygote jolts Kevin with a volley of furious punches to the head.
-Kevin attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote leaps aside.
-Zygote tries a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote covers himself well.
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+Kevin tosses a furious jab to the solar plexus!
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-Zygote tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Zygote tags Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose. Kevin shakes his head to clear it.
-Zygote tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin thumps Zygote with a painful right to the chest.
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+Zygote pokes Kevin with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin shakes Zygote with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 21 of 36 punches, and Zygote landed 21 of 39 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 30-28
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Zygote tags Kevin with a cross to the jaw. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Zygote attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Zygote tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Zygote tags Kevin with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Kevin tattoos Zygote with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hurts Zygote with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Zygote pounds Kevin with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Kevin rocks Zygote with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Zygote shakes his head to clear it.
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-Zygote attempts a right straight right to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Zygote takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Zygote hits with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 37 punches, and Zygote landed 19 of 38 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 39-38
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Zygote pops Kevin with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Kevin covers up.
+Kevin tags Zygote with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Zygote quickly backs away.
-Zygote paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Zygote probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Zygote launches a right sweeping right to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Zygote takes it in the forearms.
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+Zygote hits with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth!
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+Zygote attacks with a series of punches to the face.
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+Kevin annoys Zygote with a roundhouse to the stomach. Zygote doesn't notice.
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+Zygote clocks Kevin with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 35 punches, and Zygote landed 23 of 38 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 49-47
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Zygote takes it in the forearms.
-Kevin probes with a right straight right to the stomach, but Zygote ducks just in time.
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-Zygote attempts a right to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Zygote tosses a flurry of hard punches to the face.
-Zygote attempts a left straight right to the face, but Kevin escapes.
-Zygote probes with a left straight right to the eye, but Kevin blocks.
+Zygote takes charge with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Zygote attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Zygote tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but Kevin steps aside.
+Kevin annoys Zygote with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin annoys Zygote with a series of off balance shots to the stomach. Zygote is hurt!
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Kevin hurts Zygote with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin tags Zygote with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
+Kevin throws a commanding straight right to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 57 punches, and Zygote landed 13 of 41 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Zygote is winning the fight 58-57
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Zygote tries a jab to the jaw, but Kevin backs out of it.
-Zygote fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Zygote probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Kevin fires a straight right to the stomach, but Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Kevin smacks Zygote with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest. Zygote backpedals to his own corner.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Zygote ducks.
-Zygote charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Zygote backs out of it.
+Kevin throws a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin attempts a straight right to the chest, but Zygote steps aside and laughs.
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-Zygote attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Zygote hits Kevin with a solid straight right to the jaw.
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+Kevin hits with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin smacks Zygote with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Zygote tattoos Kevin with a pair of punches to the eye. Kevin is hurt!
+Zygote punches Kevin with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
-Zygote throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Zygote falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 56 punches, and Zygote landed 14 of 43 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Zygote lunges with a right straight right to the face, but only hits air.
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-Zygote fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin lands a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin lands a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+Kevin hits Zygote with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Zygote tries to land a series of punches to the head, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Kevin throws a left jab to the chest, but falls short.
+Zygote smashes Kevin with a volley of punches to the head. Kevin gets mad!
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+Zygote fires a barrage of powerful blows to the chin.
-Zygote tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Zygote takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 60 punches, and Zygote landed 14 of 42 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 77-76
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Kevin paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Kevin lashes out with a right straight right to the ribs, but Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
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-Zygote throws a flurry of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Zygote probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Kevin escapes.
-Zygote launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Zygote stays away from it.
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+Kevin throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Zygote tries a volley of shots to the temple, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Zygote throws a cross to the head, but fails to score.
+Zygote hurts Kevin with a roundhouse to the chin.
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+Zygote wallops Kevin with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+Kevin slams Zygote with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Zygote doesn't seem bothered.
-Kevin probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Zygote backs out of it.
+Kevin staggers Zygote with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote ducks just in time.
+Kevin throws a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Zygote ties him up.
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+Kevin throws a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 59 punches, and Zygote landed 14 of 42 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-85
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Kevin probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Zygote quickly backs away.
+Zygote staggers Kevin with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Kevin paws a left sweeping right to the ribs, but Zygote blocks.
+Kevin smacks Zygote with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Zygote tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
+Zygote hits with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin probes with a jab to the stomach, but Zygote narrowly avoids it
+Kevin pummels Zygote with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Zygote charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Kevin backs up Zygote with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Zygote narrowly avoids it
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-Zygote tries to land a series of punches to the head, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Zygote throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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+Zygote hits Kevin with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Kevin stuns Zygote with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
+Kevin grazes Zygote with a pair of punches to the chest. Zygote doesn't seem bothered.
+Kevin tags Zygote with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 57 punches, and Zygote landed 16 of 40 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-94
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Zygote lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Zygote lashes out with a right jab to the mouth, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Zygote grazes Kevin with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Zygote tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Zygote probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin ducks.
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-Zygote attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Zygote probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Zygote pounds Kevin with a pair of strong punches to the nose. Kevin shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 4 of 7 punches, and Zygote landed 15 of 40 punches.
Zygote won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-104
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin tries a straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Kevin lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Zygote pokes Kevin with a flurry of hard punches to the temple!!
+Kevin takes charge with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Kevin charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Zygote paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Zygote tries a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin tags Zygote with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
-Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but Zygote takes it in the forearms.
-Zygote tries a right jab to the eye, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin throws a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Zygote fires a series of left punches to the eye, but Kevin ducks.
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-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks just in time.
+Zygote staggers Kevin with a pair of quick punches to the head.
+Kevin tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Zygote hits with a series of punches to the eye. Kevin doesn't notice.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 55 punches, and Zygote landed 15 of 36 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 116-113
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Zygote 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Zygote 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Zygote 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-113
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Zygote 10-9
Round 3: Zygote 10-9
Round 4: Zygote 10-9
Round 5: Zygote 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Zygote 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 115-114
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!
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