Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\961369.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Monday, July 28, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude launches a left left to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Hitchens tries a flurry of right shots to the face, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a series of off balance blows to the nose.
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-Hitchens charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude tries a series of punches to the head, but Hitchens escapes.
+Im That Dude thumps Hitchens with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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-Hitchens fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens hits with a barrage of punches to the nose!
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 10 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens lunges with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Hitchens ducks.
-Im That Dude attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Im That Dude takes charge with a volley of punches to the jaw!
-Im That Dude charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a pair of mean shots to the mouth.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Hitchens ties him up.
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-Hitchens tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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-Hitchens charges with a sweeping right to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Hitchens belts Im That Dude with a sweeping right to the stomach. Im That Dude grimaces in pain.
-Hitchens attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Hitchens tries to land a cross to the temple, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens paws a right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Im That Dude tosses a flurry of quick punches to the chin! Hitchens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but Hitchens steps aside.
+Hitchens attacks with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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+Hitchens suprises Im That Dude with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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-Im That Dude paws a right straight right to the nose, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Im That Dude throws a volley of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 35 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens attacks with a left jab to the head, but to no avail.
-Hitchens probes with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude launches a right to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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+Hitchens throws a barrage of mean shots to the face!
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+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a volley of shots to the eye.
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-Hitchens lunges with a volley of right shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Hitchens throws a pair of strong shots to the nose.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a quick left to the eye.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
-Im That Dude attacks with a right jab to the mouth, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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-Im That Dude tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside.
-Im That Dude launches a sweeping right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens throws a series of shots to the temple.
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-Hitchens lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Im That Dude catches Hitchens with a stinging jab to the jaw.
-Hitchens launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Hitchens backs out of it.
-Im That Dude throws a right cross to the mouth, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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+Hitchens scores with a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Hitchens grazes Im That Dude with a flurry of wild blows to the stomach. Im That Dude quickly recovers.
-Hitchens launches a flurry of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Im That Dude solidly lands a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
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-Im That Dude fires a series of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens lands a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hitchens strikes with a pair of quick blows to the mouth.
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+Hitchens throws a barrage of hard blows to the stomach.
-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a jab to the mouth, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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+Hitchens lands a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Im That Dude paws a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Hitchens solidly lands a series of nice shots to the chest. Im That Dude sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Im That Dude covers up.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Im That Dude attacks with a series of quick punches to the eye.
-Im That Dude charges with a right straight right to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a series of loud blows to the head.
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-Im That Dude launches a series of right punches to the head, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Hitchens charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude fires a flurry of right shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Im That Dude charges with a left left to the face, but misses.
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+Hitchens hits with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 36 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude collapses limply onto his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Im That Dude slams Hitchens with a volley of stinging combinations to the nose.
+Hitchens hits with a wild sweeping right to the head. Im That Dude falls against the ropes!
Hitchens lands a devestating right smash to the jaw and Im That Dude is knocked down!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hitchens lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
Hitchens lands a cruel right punch in the nose and Im That Dude goes down!!
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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!
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