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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 116-113, 117-112, 116-113.

Match Sunday, July 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands throws a jab to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands lands a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a hard jab to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left straight right to the nose, but only hits air.
+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of light punches to the temple. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Pillow Hands punches Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Pillow Hands catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 36 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

+Pillow Hands tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the face, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker fires a left hook to the chin, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left shots to the eye, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Pillow Hands belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of light blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a cross to the chin.
+Pillow Hands suprises Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Pillow Hands fires a volley of stinging blows to the chin. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries a uppercut to the mouth, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 26 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 43 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy shots to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands smacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of light blows to the head.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of right shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands punches Crazyfucker with a heavy sweeping right to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Pillow Hands whacks Crazyfucker with a quick uppercut to the temple.
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+Pillow Hands grazes Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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+Pillow Hands pops Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a left to the chest, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Pillow Hands fires a solid roundhouse to the jaw!
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of shots to the face, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands fires a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a barrage of stinging shots to the chest! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Pillow Hands throws a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands punches Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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+Pillow Hands fires a flurry of blows to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker fires a uppercut to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 22 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right hook to the stomach, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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+Pillow Hands tags Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Pillow Hands pokes Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses.
-Pillow Hands throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
+Pillow Hands wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the nose. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 27 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 43 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 89-82


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of blows to the head, but misses.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a painful uppercut to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right cross to the stomach, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a off balance right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 98-92


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Pillow Hands lands a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands fires a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of solid shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker tries a left to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands drills Crazyfucker with a commanding cross to the eye. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 108-101


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands connects with a volley of shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Pillow Hands tattoos Crazyfucker with a series of off balance shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left blows to the nose, but fails to score.
+Pillow Hands punches Crazyfucker with a cross to the face. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
+Pillow Hands tattoos Crazyfucker with a hook to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the face. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 117-111


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 117-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 116-113

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!