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(Heavyweight) Quark defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, July 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Quark!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 500 pounds (227 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

-Quark tries to land a cross to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin annoys Quark with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark tries a volley of left shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Quark tosses a barrage of vicious shots to the chin!
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+Kevin annoys Quark with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin slams Quark with a volley of light punches to the ribs. Quark backpedals to his own corner.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quark probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Kevin catches Quark with a pair of light punches to the chest. Quark laughs!
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 8 of 21 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Quark doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

-Quark attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Quark throws a pair of shots to the chest.
+Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Quark charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin belts Quark with a volley of punches to the ribs. Quark quickly recovers.
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+Kevin lands a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin shakes Quark with a volley of punches to the stomach! Quark asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kevin hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin wallops Quark with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 8 of 22 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark attempts a hook to the ribs, but Kevin blocks.
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+Quark annoys Kevin with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Kevin paws a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Kevin lands a jab to the chest. Quark gets mad!
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-Quark fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin lands a roundhouse to the chest.
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+Kevin smacks Quark with a left to the chest.
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+Quark attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 10 of 24 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 32 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 29-28


Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Kevin launches a left jab to the chest, but Quark hides behind his gloves.
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-Quark tries a flurry of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
+Kevin fires a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin tattoos Quark with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Quark tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quark drills Kevin with a pair of furious shots to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 10 of 26 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 21 of 29 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.

-Kevin attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Quark lunges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin smacks Quark with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Quark hits with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin tosses a hard straight right to the stomach! Quark seems wobbly!
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-Kevin launches a series of right punches to the chest, but Quark hides behind his gloves.
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-Quark throws a left hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 10 of 22 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 33 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

Quark is winning the fight 48-47


Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kevin is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 6

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Quark attempts a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Kevin punches Quark with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Kevin annoys Quark with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin hits with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Kevin catches Quark with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. Quark quickly recovers.
-Kevin throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Kevin throws a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Quark grimaces in pain.
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+Quark whacks Kevin with a commanding jab to the ribs.
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+Kevin tattoos Quark with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin lunges with a left jab to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Quark throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 8 of 23 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 59 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the chest, but Quark steps aside.
-Kevin probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Quark stays away from it.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Quark jars Kevin with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach.
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+Kevin tattoos Quark with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus. Quark retreats to the far corner.
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-Quark tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kevin backs out of it.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin drills Quark with a off balance straight right to the ribs.
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-Quark fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Kevin pummels Quark with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the stomach. Quark asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Kevin tries a straight right to the stomach, but Quark leaps aside.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 8 of 25 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 56 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

Quark is winning the fight 67-66


Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Quark attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Kevin escapes.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin jolts Quark with a barrage of commanding shots to the chest!
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+Kevin punches Quark with a nice jab to the ribs!
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+Quark thumps Kevin with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs!
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-Kevin charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Kevin throws a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hits with a furious right to the stomach.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark probes with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 9 of 23 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 55 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

Quark is winning the fight 77-75


Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

+Kevin tosses a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Quark throws a pair of right blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Quark covers himself well.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin attempts a left hook to the chest, but Quark steps aside.
+Quark jolts Kevin with a flurry of shots to the chin!!
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+Kevin connects with a series of punches to the chest. Quark falls against the ropes!
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+Quark lands a volley of glancing punches to the head.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Quark ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 10 of 26 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 19 of 56 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

Quark is winning the fight 87-84


Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 10

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Kevin slams Quark with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Quark probes with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Kevin stays away from it.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin nails Quark with a solid left to the stomach.
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+Kevin lashes out with a mean right to the ribs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin staggers Quark with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevin paws a left to the chest, but Quark covers himself well.
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+Quark backs up Kevin with a series of punches to the nose.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevin lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL
Quark doesn't even want to rest!

Kevin looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Quark wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Quark 10-9
Round 4: Quark 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: Quark 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: Quark 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Quark 10-9
Round 4: Quark 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: Quark 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-9

Quark wins by a technical knockout!