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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\961025.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Dumbo Luchini by split decision: 114-115, 116-115, 116-115.Match Friday, July 25, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Dumbo Luchini!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a right jab to the head, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini attacks with a volley of solid blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Luchini suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the head. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Luchini tries to land a right cross to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Luchini pokes Crazyfucker with a barrage of light punches to the nose. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 22 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 10-9
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker probes with a right hook to the head, but only hits air.
+Luchini thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of punches to the nose, but Luchini ducks.
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-Luchini charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini connects with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
-Crazyfucker launches a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Luchini thumps Crazyfucker with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 20-18
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini smashes Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick punches to the face. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the head.
+Luchini tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Luchini launches a series of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini tries a series of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the temple, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of shots to the face, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 21 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 30-27
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Luchini probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful punches to the head!
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the face, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the mouth, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker probes with a right to the nose, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini tosses a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 40-36
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini probes with a jab to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a glancing jab to the jaw.
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-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker paws a jab to the solar plexus, but Luchini covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 50-45
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of blows to the temple, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini connects with a pair of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Luchini charges with a volley of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of punches to the head! Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
+Luchini hits with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 60-55
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini tattoos Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Luchini lands a barrage of nasty punches to the head! Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Luchini attacks with a left to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
-Luchini attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Luchini probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right shots to the chest, but Luchini blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 70-64
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Luchini grazes Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Luchini charges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini suprises Crazyfucker with a stiff sweeping right to the chin!
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 79-74
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Luchini rocks Crazyfucker with a stiff jab to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Luchini probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Luchini launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 88-84
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the head. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
+Luchini whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Luchini tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Luchini launches a pair of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 97-94
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right straight right to the stomach, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Luchini attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left blows to the jaw, but Luchini blocks.
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+Luchini smashes Crazyfucker with a straight right to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Luchini jars Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 21 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 107-104
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Luchini lands a solid jab to the face.
-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Luchini paws a series of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Luchini pummels Crazyfucker with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye!
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of shots to the temple, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 117-114
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 115-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-115
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-115
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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