Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\960936.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Friday, July 25, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
-Im That Dude lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
+Hitchens jars Im That Dude with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach!!
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-Hitchens attacks with a right straight right to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Im That Dude takes charge with a loud sweeping right to the mouth. Hitchens covers up.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens throws a series of furious punches to the temple.
-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a pair of mean blows to the mouth.
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-Hitchens paws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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+Im That Dude fires a solid jab to the eye.
-Im That Dude tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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+Hitchens hits with a flurry of blows to the face.
-Im That Dude throws a left jab to the nose, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of right blows to the head, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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-Hitchens launches a pair of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 29 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Hitchens lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
-Hitchens charges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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-Hitchens charges with a series of left shots to the chin, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens fires a barrage of off balance shots to the nose. Im That Dude seems wobbly!
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+Hitchens tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude launches a cross to the face, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
-Hitchens lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
+Im That Dude strikes with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a flurry of light blows to the head.
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-Hitchens probes with a right left to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Im That Dude hits with a flurry of solid punches to the nose. Hitchens gets mad!
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-Hitchens charges with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude throws a cross to the nose, but misses.
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-Im That Dude attempts a right right to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude throws a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
-Im That Dude throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Hitchens lands a pair of punches to the face. Im That Dude grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 29 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude throws a series of punches to the temple, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens throws a series of right shots to the chin, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a series of punches to the face, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
+Hitchens attacks with a barrage of hard shots to the temple!!
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Hitchens attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude charges with a left right to the head, but misses.
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+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a barrage of punches to the eye. Im That Dude sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Im That Dude tags Hitchens with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens launches a series of left blows to the temple, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude launches a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude lunges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude attempts a right jab to the head, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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-Hitchens throws a volley of blows to the jaw, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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+Hitchens fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude paws a flurry of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a volley of hard punches to the chest. Im That Dude falls against the ropes!
-Hitchens probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
-Hitchens attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
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-Im That Dude paws a right jab to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Hitchens attacks with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Hitchens hits with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach!!
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a pair of stinging blows to the head!!
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Im That Dude attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Hitchens paws a pair of left punches to the head, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of blows to the face, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
-Im That Dude launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Hitchens fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens fires a volley of blows to the face. Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens pounds Im That Dude with a series of nasty punches to the stomach. Im That Dude doesn't notice.
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-Im That Dude launches a flurry of punches to the head, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens hurts Im That Dude with a series of quick shots to the eye. Im That Dude doesn't seem bothered.
-Im That Dude fires a left left to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens tosses a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
-Im That Dude throws a right to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 3 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude collapses limply onto his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Im That Dude connects with a wild right to the face.
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+Hitchens strikes with a pair of shots to the jaw!!
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-Hitchens lashes out with a series of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude probes with a right to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens connects with a uppercut to the nose!
Hitchens lands a resounding right haymaker and Im That Dude's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Im That Dude fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude tries a volley of left blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude tries a volley of right combinations to the head, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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+Hitchens lands a series of vicious combinations to the jaw. Im That Dude is hurt!
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+Hitchens throws a flurry of heavy shots to the nose!! Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
Hitchens lands a quick right blow to the head and Im That Dude's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!
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