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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 119-109, 119-109, 119-110.

Match Friday, July 25, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky tosses a series of hard punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a flurry of glancing combinations to the jaw.
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-Wonder launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Wonder hammers Chomsky with a solid cross to the chest.
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+Wonder hits with a series of nice punches to the ribs. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Wonder belts Chomsky with a vicious sweeping right to the chest!!
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a volley of hard punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 35 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky throws a series of punches to the chin!
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-Wonder attempts a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Wonder clocks Chomsky with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Chomsky laughs!
+Chomsky drills Wonder with a barrage of punches to the mouth! Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a solid straight right to the nose!
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+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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+Wonder hits with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 33 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 16 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder connects with a painful jab to the ribs.
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+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky throws a glancing jab to the chest. Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder tries a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
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+Wonder takes charge with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Chomsky attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 26 of 34 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 15 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky attacks with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Wonder grazes Chomsky with a barrage of mean combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky hits with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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+Wonder hits Chomsky with a strong jab to the chest!!
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a series of nice punches to the stomach. Wonder covers up.
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+Chomsky lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Chomsky lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Wonder covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 24 of 33 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chomsky fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky attacks with a jab to the ribs. Wonder laughs!
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+Chomsky attacks with a series of punches to the ribs. Wonder ignores it.
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+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder throws a pair of stinging combinations to the stomach.
-Chomsky tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Wonder catches Chomsky with a volley of vicious combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach. Wonder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Wonder staggers Chomsky with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 33 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 20 of 21 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach!
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Chomsky fires a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Wonder blocks.
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+Wonder hits with a pair of furious combinations to the chest!!
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-Chomsky fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Wonder quickly backs away.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Wonder rocks Chomsky with a quick straight right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a nice straight right to the ribs. Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs!! Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
+Wonder belts Chomsky with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
+Chomsky lands a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 33 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 19 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Chomsky paws a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
+Chomsky fires a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach!!
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+Wonder whacks Chomsky with a nice jab to the solar plexus!!
-Chomsky tries to land a right to the solar plexus, but Wonder ducks.
+Wonder drills Chomsky with a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a series of combinations to the solar plexus! Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Chomsky tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Wonder narrowly avoids it
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a volley of solid combinations to the ribs.
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+Wonder fires a off balance straight right to the stomach.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of solid punches to the ribs. Wonder retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 45 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky belts Wonder with a series of hard blows to the ribs.
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+Wonder rocks Chomsky with a volley of heavy combinations to the stomach. Chomsky covers up.
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+Wonder grazes Chomsky with a volley of quick shots to the solar plexus. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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-Chomsky probes with a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Wonder narrowly avoids it
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+Chomsky attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Wonder gets mad!
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+Chomsky lands a volley of stinging punches to the chest!
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+Chomsky fires a flurry of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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-Chomsky launches a jab to the ribs, but Wonder takes it in the forearms.
+Chomsky drills Wonder with a series of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 50 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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-Chomsky launches a series of punches to the mouth, but Wonder covers himself well.
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+Chomsky throws a wild cross to the temple.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a series of light punches to the face.
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+Wonder pops Chomsky with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder belts Chomsky with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder scores with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder smacks Chomsky with a heavy roundhouse to the stomach. Chomsky quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a series of light punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 22 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Chomsky fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Wonder hides behind his gloves.
+Chomsky tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky scores with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of combinations to the jaw! Wonder covers up.
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+Wonder takes charge with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a volley of quick combinations to the chest.
+Wonder hits Chomsky with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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-Chomsky probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Wonder hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Wonder thumps Chomsky with a pair of combinations to the stomach. Chomsky quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 52 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 19 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky pops Wonder with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw!!
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of nice shots to the mouth.
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+Wonder takes charge with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a flurry of powerful combinations to the nose.
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+Wonder tosses a volley of mean combinations to the head.
+Chomsky pops Wonder with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Wonder whacks Chomsky with a series of combinations to the mouth. Chomsky laughs!
+Chomsky hits with a cross to the chin. Wonder seems wobbly!
+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a straight right to the face.
-Chomsky probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Wonder hides behind his gloves.
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-Chomsky lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Chomsky lunges with a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky lands a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Wonder hits with a volley of combinations to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 45 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 25 of 30 punches.

Boy Wonder won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 109-100


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the face.
+Wonder pops Chomsky with a pair of furious combinations to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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+Chomsky attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
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-Chomsky attacks with a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Wonder stays away from it.
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+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Wonder smacks Chomsky with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Wonder lashes out with a jab to the nose. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
-Chomsky throws a pair of right combinations to the head, but Wonder deftly avoits it.
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-Chomsky tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a volley of stiff combinations to the head.
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-Chomsky probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Wonder escapes.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a flurry of glancing combinations to the mouth! Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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+Chomsky attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Wonder lashes out with a pair of nasty blows to the nose.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a barrage of strong combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 44 of 62 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 32 of 32 punches.

Boy Wonder won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 118-110


Chomsky is obviously tired.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Boy Wonder 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Boy Wonder 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-109


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Boy Wonder 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-110

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!