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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by unanimous decision: 117-112, 117-112, 118-112.

Match Monday, July 21, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a right right to the jaw, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
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+Pillow Hands fires a sweeping right to the eye.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of right blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the jaw. Pillow Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of left blows to the face, but misses completely.
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-Luchini charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Luchini attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 8 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 40 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands fires a uppercut to the ribs, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
+Luchini fires a pair of punches to the temple.
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
-Luchini throws a series of punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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-Luchini lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Luchini launches a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a cross to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 32 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 38 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Luchini charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini lashes out with a barrage of loud punches to the chin!
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right punches to the face, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of shots to the face, but Luchini blocks.
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-Luchini attempts a series of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands suprises Luchini with a series of loud punches to the temple. Luchini retreats to the far corner.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 41 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-28


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Luchini attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands lands a pair of shots to the head!
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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-Luchini probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a jab to the chin, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands tries a jab to the mouth, but misses.
-Pillow Hands throws a series of right shots to the chest, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of left blows to the chin, but Luchini ducks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a jab to the eye, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left shots to the chin, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of right blows to the head, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 23 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 43 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-38


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a left straight right to the face, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pillow Hands lands a straight right to the head.
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-Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a left hook to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini connects with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth. Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right sweeping right to the face, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands launches a left jab to the nose, but Luchini ducks.
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-Luchini paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 7 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 43 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-47


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Pillow Hands fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini probes with a left to the nose, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the face, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 43 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-56


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Luchini charges with a right right to the chin, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right hook to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Luchini attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 44 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-65


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a uppercut to the temple, but Luchini escapes.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini jolts Pillow Hands with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini charges with a straight right to the temple, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands tries a uppercut to the head, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands slams Luchini with a pair of shots to the eye.
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-Luchini tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of shots to the head, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 79-75


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Luchini pops Pillow Hands with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
-Pillow Hands throws a right cross to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the head, but Luchini leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini attempts a left left to the face, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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-Luchini charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Luchini tries a right to the jaw, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Pillow Hands paws a left to the eye, but Luchini escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 23 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 41 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 89-84


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Luchini annoys Pillow Hands with a volley of hard punches to the head.
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-Luchini probes with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but Luchini quickly backs away.
+Pillow Hands lands a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Luchini paws a series of right blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right blows to the chest, but Luchini quickly backs away.
-Luchini launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 99-94


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Luchini punches Pillow Hands with a series of strong punches to the eye. Pillow Hands doesn't notice.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of left blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini throws a volley of right blows to the head, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Luchini fires a straight right to the head, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 37 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 109-103


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini fires a volley of stinging shots to the eye.
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-Luchini tries to land a jab to the face, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands fires a volley of heavy blows to the head.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of left blows to the chest, but Luchini blocks.
-Luchini attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of punches to the face, but Luchini ducks.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the head, but Luchini blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 37 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 119-112


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 117-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 117-112


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 118-112

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!