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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by unanimous decision: 117-114, 116-114, 117-114.

Match Saturday, July 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Luchini escapes.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left to the temple, but Luchini blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Luchini probes with a straight right to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of right shots to the chin, but only hits air.
-Luchini lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands blocks.
+Pillow Hands lands a series of painful punches to the temple!
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-Luchini fires a left to the temple, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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+Luchini hits Pillow Hands with a heavy straight right to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 40 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Luchini attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Luchini launches a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini paws a hook to the face, but fails to score.
+Luchini takes charge with a pair of light punches to the face.
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-Luchini tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands attempts a right roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands tags Luchini with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Luchini falls against the ropes!
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-Pillow Hands tries a uppercut to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of punches to the face, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 32 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 40 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Luchini tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of punches to the face, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a right right to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of blows to the nose, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of blows to the head, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Luchini fires a volley of punches to the head, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 26 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 41 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-28


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right shots to the eye, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of left punches to the temple, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
+Pillow Hands hammers Luchini with a volley of quick blows to the jaw!! Luchini grimaces in pain.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini tattoos Pillow Hands with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini launches a series of left blows to the head, but falls short.
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+Luchini hurts Pillow Hands with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Pillow Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Luchini throws a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Luchini launches a barrage of shots to the chin, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
-Luchini tries a right straight right to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 10 of 32 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 39 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-37


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Pillow Hands hits Luchini with a series of heavy shots to the temple.
-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Luchini attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini paws a series of blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 23 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-47


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands throws a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Luchini wallops Pillow Hands with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of blows to the face, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a roundhouse to the eye, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini probes with a roundhouse to the eye, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but Luchini covers himself well.
-Luchini charges with a left sweeping right to the face, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
-Luchini lunges with a sweeping right to the chin, but comes up empty.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 59-57


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the head, but goes wide.
+Pillow Hands grazes Luchini with a series of blows to the jaw. Luchini is hurt!
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of left blows to the face, but Luchini covers himself well.
+Luchini wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands attempts a right hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of punches to the face, but Luchini leaps aside.
-Luchini paws a series of right punches to the head, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of blows to the head, but fails to score.
-Luchini probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Luchini throws a jab to the temple, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 10 of 33 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 41 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 69-66


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini tries a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
-Luchini probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of right shots to the head, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Luchini launches a jab to the eye, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands belts Luchini with a pair of stiff shots to the chin. Luchini sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 26 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 41 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 79-75


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands paws a series of right shots to the eye, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini tries to land a left jab to the chin, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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-Luchini attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Pillow Hands jars Luchini with a straight right to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of left shots to the eye, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a left jab to the eye, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 43 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 89-85


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini ducks.
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-Luchini fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Luchini escapes.
-Luchini lashes out with a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of shots to the head, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands paws a straight right to the nose, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini pops Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the face!! Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 26 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 99-95


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini throws a series of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini tries a barrage of shots to the eye, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of blows to the head, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of left blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Luchini steps aside.
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+Luchini pops Pillow Hands with a sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Luchini charges with a jab to the jaw, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the jaw, but Luchini ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 26 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 38 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 109-104


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Luchini ties him up.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands charges with a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Luchini tries to land a left straight right to the temple, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
-Luchini launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Luchini throws a volley of shots to the jaw. Pillow Hands quickly recovers.
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+Pillow Hands throws a light straight right to the nose.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 118-114


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 117-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 116-114


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 117-114

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!