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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, July 18, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a hard straight right to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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+Luchini connects with a furious jab to the jaw!! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker launches a straight right to the face, but misses completely.
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+Luchini pops Crazyfucker with a nice jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 22 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini solidly lands a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Luchini scores with a barrage of painful shots to the jaw.
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+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right jab to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the chest, but Luchini ducks.
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+Luchini catches Crazyfucker with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Luchini tosses a stinging left to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 30 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
-Luchini probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini blocks.
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+Luchini pokes Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Luchini ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini throws a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the nose, but Luchini escapes.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Luchini throws a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 26 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini whacks Crazyfucker with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker tries a pair of right blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left uppercut to the nose, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini strikes with a series of heavy punches to the nose!
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Luchini blocks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Luchini charges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini tries to land a volley of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Luchini ducks.
+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a series of heavy punches to the face. Crazyfucker covers up.
+Luchini fires a barrage of punches to the nose!!
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+Luchini throws a barrage of vicious punches to the temple. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini charges with a left left to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right straight right to the stomach, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Luchini stays away from it.
+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty punches to the head. Crazyfucker laughs!
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of hard punches to the head. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Luchini tries a barrage of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker throws a right to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of off balance blows to the temple.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of punches to the chin!!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left jab to the mouth, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 22 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but Luchini blocks.
+Luchini wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini grazes Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the chin!
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right shots to the eye, but misses completely.
+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a pair of painful punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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-Luchini throws a jab to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini attacks with a flurry of hard punches to the temple! Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the head, but Luchini steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini connects with a barrage of hard blows to the chin. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini staggers Crazyfucker with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker belts Luchini with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Luchini nails Crazyfucker with a glancing jab to the face.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 22 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!