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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Friday, July 18, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a right jab to the chest, but Polly escapes.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Polly lands a series of punches to the ribs.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest! Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 22 punches, and Parker Polly landed 38 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
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+Stoopid punches Polly with a series of quick punches to the ribs!
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Polly throws a series of light punches to the ribs. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Stoopid throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Polly fires a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 25 punches, and Parker Polly landed 37 of 37 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stoopid launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a volley of off balance blows to the chest.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Polly wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 40 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of blows to the chest, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of shots to the ribs. Stoopid quickly recovers.
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
+Polly fires a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid throws a hook to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a hard roundhouse to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stoopid paws a right hook to the stomach, but misses.
+Polly lands a flurry of nice shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 36 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly punches Stoopid with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
+Polly hits with a pair of stiff punches to the chest!
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Stoopid punches Polly with a series of punches to the ribs!
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-Stoopid probes with a right straight right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a pair of punches to the ribs. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 34 punches, and Parker Polly landed 37 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Stoopid launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Polly hits with a volley of painful blows to the stomach. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Polly wakes up the fans with a cross to the solar plexus.
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+Stoopid throws a straight right to the stomach.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly tosses a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a uppercut to the stomach. Stoopid gets mad!
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
-Stoopid attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 48 of 48 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid fires a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
-Stoopid fires a volley of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Stoopid probes with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a series of nice punches to the chest.
-Stoopid launches a series of right punches to the chest, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly hits with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Stoopid attacks with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Polly fires a vicious jab to the ribs.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a volley of solid shots to the stomach.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 47 of 50 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
-Stoopid paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Stoopid takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs!
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
+Polly tosses a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Polly throws a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 9 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 45 of 45 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Stoopid lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
-Stoopid throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a pair of loud punches to the temple. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Stoopid fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly fires a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus!! Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a stiff jab to the nose.
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+Stoopid staggers Polly with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Polly quickly recovers.
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+Stoopid tosses a volley of strong shots to the chest. Polly sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 39 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a strong left to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly quickly backs away.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a series of strong punches to the ribs!!
-Stoopid tries a straight right to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a series of painful blows to the temple!
-Stoopid charges with a right right to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Stoopid attacks with a volley of nasty shots to the ribs.
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+Stoopid strikes with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 42 punches, and Parker Polly landed 28 of 28 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
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+Polly tosses a pair of punches to the head!!
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stoopid wakes up the fans with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid fires a left hook to the solar plexus, but Polly quickly backs away.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Polly hits with a right to the face!
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+Stoopid thumps Polly with a painful hook to the ribs.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a barrage of stinging blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 45 punches, and Parker Polly landed 30 of 30 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-99


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly connects with a flurry of quick punches to the temple!!
+Stoopid fires a left to the nose.
+Stoopid connects with a volley of hard blows to the nose.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly tosses a flurry of hard punches to the stomach. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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+Stoopid fires Polly with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Polly fires a flurry of light shots to the eye.
+Stoopid suprises Polly with a flurry of painful shots to the nose.
+Stoopid tattoos Polly with a volley of powerful blows to the eye.
Stoopid lands a brutal left blow to the head and Polly's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!