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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, July 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 254 pounds (115 kilograms) is Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar !!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Riff stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Riff thumps Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious blows to the eye.
+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a jab to the chest. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
+Riff pops Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Riff fires a sweeping right to the chin.
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+Riff rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Riff lands a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
+Riff smacks Crazyfucker with a painful left to the head.
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+Riff drills Crazyfucker with a series of vicious blows to the stomach.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right blows to the mouth, but Riff narrowly avoids it
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+Riff annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the chest, but Riff quickly backs away.
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+Riff pops Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crazyfucker paws a right hook to the chin, but Riff beats a hasty retreat.
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+Riff attacks with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
+Riff punches Crazyfucker with a nice right to the nose. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 62 of 62 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 26 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 10-9

Riff doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 2

Riff is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Riff stuns Crazyfucker with a series of strong shots to the temple. Crazyfucker laughs!
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Crazyfucker attempts a cross to the nose, but Riff takes it on the gloves and counters with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Riff knocks it away and hits first with a volley of mean combinations to the head!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right shots to the face, but Riff blocks.
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+Riff smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Riff jars Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 15 of 16 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 21 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 20-18

Riff doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 3

Riff tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Riff throws a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Riff throws a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right combinations to the head, but Riff blocks.
+Riff hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Riff rocks Crazyfucker with a stiff straight right to the stomach!
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+Riff smacks Crazyfucker with a solid combination to the head. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Riff launches a left jab to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
+Riff shakes Crazyfucker with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
+Riff hits with a volley of painful combinations to the face. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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+Riff punches Crazyfucker with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
+Riff strikes with a flurry of combinations to the face.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 61 of 61 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 30-27

Riff doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 4

Riff stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a right straight right to the nose, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Riff hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Riff pokes Crazyfucker with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach!!
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Riff solidly lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Riff attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Riff pounds Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the chest. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 31 of 41 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 40-37

Riff remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 5

Riff tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Riff tosses a pair of commanding combinations to the face.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left combinations to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Riff annoys Crazyfucker with a flurry of loud combinations to the mouth!!
+Riff annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of combinations to the head. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a pair of combinations to the mouth! Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Riff ducks.
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+Crazyfucker jars Riff with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Riff steps aside and laughs.
-Riff probes with a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Riff throws a uppercut to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Riff punches Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy combinations to the chest. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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+Riff takes charge with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Riff tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of combinations to the face.
+Riff hits with a nice jab to the ribs.
+Riff annoys Crazyfucker with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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BELL
Riff grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 2: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 3: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 2: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 3: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 4: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9

Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 2: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 3: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!