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(Heavyweight) iPad defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, July 16, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 296 pounds (134 kilograms) is iPad!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Ipad stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Ipad beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Ipad lands a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Ipad whacks Pillow Hands with a off balance right to the face.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Ipad leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Ipad whacks Pillow Hands with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest. Pillow Hands laughs!
-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands charges with a right right to the temple, but Ipad covers himself well.
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+Ipad throws a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPad landed 31 of 33 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 2 of 41 punches.

iPad won the round 10-9

iPad is winning the fight 10-9


Ipad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 2

Ipad stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Ipad hits with a pair of punches to the face!
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+Ipad attacks with a mean roundhouse to the head.
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+Ipad lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands fires a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Ipad stays away from it.
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+Ipad grazes Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
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+Ipad punches Pillow Hands with a series of stiff punches to the chest! Pillow Hands asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Ipad blocks.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but Ipad steps aside and laughs.
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+Ipad slams Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of shots to the nose, but Ipad steps aside.
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+Ipad throws a series of punches to the chin. Pillow Hands quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPad landed 30 of 30 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 2 of 43 punches.

iPad won the round 10-9

iPad is winning the fight 20-18


Ipad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 3

Ipad stays outside and uses his jab.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Ipad narrowly avoids it
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+Ipad solidly lands a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of left blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Ipad strikes with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of left blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Ipad hits with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
+Ipad suprises Pillow Hands with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach!
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Ipad tags Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Pillow Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Ipad escapes.
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+Ipad backs up Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL
Ipad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco continue the fight! iPad wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: iPad 10-9
Round 2: iPad 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: iPad 10-9
Round 2: iPad 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: iPad 10-9
Round 2: iPad 10-9

iPad wins by a technical knockout!