Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\959240.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Wednesday, July 16, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Hitchens throws a right jab to the head, but misses completely.
-Im That Dude paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Hitchens escapes.
-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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+Hitchens jolts Im That Dude with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Hitchens tries to land a right right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Im That Dude thumps Hitchens with a series of blows to the jaw. Hitchens seems wobbly!
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-Hitchens attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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+Hitchens lands a series of punches to the nose!
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+Hitchens takes charge with a volley of punches to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens launches a right hook to the nose, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a series of shots to the chin!
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-Im That Dude launches a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
-Im That Dude throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Hitchens charges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a pair of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Im That Dude drills Hitchens with a powerful jab to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 29 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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-Hitchens fires a series of blows to the stomach, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
+Hitchens tosses a volley of furious blows to the face.
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+Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Hitchens lunges with a volley of blows to the chin, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude ducks.
-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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-Im That Dude launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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-Im That Dude fires a barrage of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 29 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude throws a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of right blows to the head, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens wallops Im That Dude with a jab to the face.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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-Im That Dude probes with a right cross to the chin, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Im That Dude probes with a left right to the eye, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Hitchens belts Im That Dude with a volley of blows to the head!!
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+Im That Dude tattoos Hitchens with a jab to the face. Hitchens seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude charges with a left to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Hitchens tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of shots to the ribs, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens attacks with a stiff cross to the chest.
+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Hitchens grimaces in pain.
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-Im That Dude launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a stiff cross to the chin. Im That Dude laughs!
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-Im That Dude attacks with a left hook to the jaw, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a left to the nose, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens punches Im That Dude with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Im That Dude asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hitchens backs up Im That Dude with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Im That Dude paws a barrage of blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Hitchens lunges with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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-Im That Dude fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens attacks with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Im That Dude ties him up.
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+Im That Dude smashes Hitchens with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Hitchens paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Im That Dude paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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-Hitchens launches a hook to the head, but Im That Dude ties him up.
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-Hitchens throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens tattoos Im That Dude with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Im That Dude hits Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude attempts a straight right to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Hitchens scores with a loud jab to the jaw. Im That Dude laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 29 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens hits with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of left blows to the eye, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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+Hitchens backs up Im That Dude with a series of nice blows to the stomach.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a left sweeping right to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude paws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Hitchens paws a left roundhouse to the temple, but misses.
-Im That Dude fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Im That Dude escapes.
+Hitchens hits with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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-Hitchens throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
+Hitchens pokes Im That Dude with a stiff cross to the face. Im That Dude doesn't seem bothered.
-Hitchens lunges with a series of left blows to the face, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a series of blows to the temple.
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-Im That Dude fires a right to the chin, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a volley of loud punches to the eye. Im That Dude shakes his head to clear it.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens lands a off balance jab to the temple!
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Im That Dude hits with a series of punches to the nose. Hitchens falls against the ropes!
+Hitchens tosses a volley of shots to the head.
Hitchens lands a powerful right hook and Im That Dude lands flat on his back!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a heavy jab to the mouth!
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-Im That Dude throws a left combination to the nose, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of blows to the face, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
-Im That Dude attacks with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude attempts a left jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens drills Im That Dude with a series of stinging punches to the mouth. Im That Dude asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Hitchens throws a jab to the temple.
Hitchens lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and Im That Dude is knocked down!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Im That Dude drills Hitchens with a pair of hard combinations to the chin. Hitchens sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a series of quick shots to the mouth. Im That Dude ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 29 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-7
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 100-88
Im That Dude receives medical attention from his trainer.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Im That Dude throws a volley of combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Hitchens drills Im That Dude with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Hitchens tosses a left to the head. Im That Dude seems wobbly!
Hitchens lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Im That Dude's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hitchens punches Im That Dude with a barrage of blows to the temple! Hitchens is raining blows! Im That Dude is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!
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