Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\959117.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Tuesday, July 15, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 1 pounds (0 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Blerp charges with a series of shots to the jaw, but Hands covers himself well.
+Hands hits Blerp with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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-Hands charges with a jab to the eye, but misses.
-Hands fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Blerp leaps aside.
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+Blerp throws a left to the face. Hands falls against the ropes!
Blerp lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Hands is flattened!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hands strikes with a stinging hook to the temple!!
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+Hands attacks with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Hands fires a flurry of off balance blows to the jaw.
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+Blerp connects with a flurry of blows to the head.
Blerp lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Hands is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands attempts a pair of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Hands probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Hands attempts a pair of right shots to the eye, but Blerp narrowly avoids it
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-Hands charges with a volley of blows to the face, but Blerp narrowly avoids it
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-Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Hands launches a volley of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Hands attempts a series of left blows to the eye, but Blerp ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 15 of 54 punches.
blerp won the round 10-7
blerp is winning the fight 10-7
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
+Blerp shakes Hands with a pair of punches to the nose. Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Blerp drops his guard and pounds away! Hands begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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