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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Monday, July 14, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 254 pounds (115 kilograms) is Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar !!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Riff stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Riff beats a hasty retreat.
+Riff connects with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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+Riff tosses a series of punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Riff hides behind his gloves.
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+Riff fires a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
+Riff clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
+Riff hurts Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the nose, but Riff hides behind his gloves.
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+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
+Riff hammers Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose!!
+Riff hurts Crazyfucker with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Riff pummels Crazyfucker with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
+Riff tags Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the face.
+Riff catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the eye. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Riff fires a series of powerful punches to the face!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 66 of 69 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 10-9


Riff doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Riff is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker attacks with a series of shots to the ribs, but Riff slips it and retaliates with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs!
+Riff punches Crazyfucker with a series of light shots to the chin.
+Riff pounds Crazyfucker with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Riff clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Riff deflects it and strikes back with a flurry of powerful combinations to the ribs!
-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right blows to the head, but Riff quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of shots to the ribs, but Riff covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but Riff takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 15 of 16 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 20-18


Riff doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Riff tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Riff attacks with a roundhouse to the ribs. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Riff takes it in the forearms.
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+Riff hammers Crazyfucker with a volley of mean combinations to the face.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left blows to the head, but Riff hides behind his gloves.
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+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
+Riff clocks Crazyfucker with a volley of wild blows to the nose.
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+Riff lands a series of glancing punches to the temple.
+Riff stuns Crazyfucker with a volley of combinations to the nose! Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Riff backs up Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Riff wakes up the fans with a jab to the chest.
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+Riff catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
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+Riff wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Riff hurts Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the temple.
+Riff shakes Crazyfucker with a stinging straight right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 67 of 70 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 30-27


Riff doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Riff stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Riff annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Riff hurts Crazyfucker with a strong left to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right cross to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right straight right to the eye, but Riff covers himself well.
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+Riff lands a roundhouse to the nose. Crazyfucker covers up.
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+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a jab to the mouth!!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Riff hits with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus! Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 41 of 44 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 40-36


Riff doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Riff tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of shots to the nose, but Riff beats a hasty retreat.
-Riff probes with a right straight right to the temple, but goes wide.
+Riff hammers Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy combinations to the mouth.
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-Riff attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Riff jars Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Riff attacks with a series of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Riff lashes out with a series of combinations to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a pair of mean combinations to the nose.
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+Riff lands a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Riff covers himself well.
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-Riff charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a series of quick punches to the head! Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Riff launches a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Riff fires a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Riff charges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Riff nails Crazyfucker with a series of glancing punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 36 of 69 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches.

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 50-45


Riff remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 6

Riff tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Riff lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Riff lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Riff probes with a series of shots to the head, but misses completely.
+Riff hits Crazyfucker with a light roundhouse to the chin. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Riff lunges with a right jab to the eye, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Riff takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of shots to the face, but Riff hides behind his gloves.
+Riff thumps Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Riff scores with a barrage of shots to the chin!
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-Riff launches a right cross to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Riff attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Riff throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Riff narrowly avoids it
-Riff launches a barrage of combinations to the chin, but falls short.
-Riff attempts a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar landed 17 of 62 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar is winning the fight 59-55


Riff remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Riff is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Riff attacks with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker fires a right combination to the nose, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of off balance blows to the head.
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Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Riff slips it and counters with a furious counter-punch to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of shots to the eye, but Riff ducks just in time.
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BELL
Riff grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 2: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 3: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 4: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 5: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 2: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 3: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 4: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 5: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 2: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 3: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 4: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 5: Ill Lectric Gee "Riff" Tar 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!