Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\958793.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Monday, July 14, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens tries to land a right jab to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens attacks with a sweeping right to the eye, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
-Hitchens paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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+Im That Dude smacks Hitchens with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Im That Dude paws a pair of punches to the face, but Hitchens ties him up.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Im That Dude launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens stays away from it.
-Im That Dude tries a right left to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a uppercut to the nose.
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Hitchens clocks Im That Dude with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 9 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Im That Dude drills Hitchens with a roundhouse to the head!! Hitchens shakes his head to clear it.
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-Hitchens paws a volley of blows to the temple, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a pair of glancing blows to the eye!
-Im That Dude attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
-Hitchens tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Hitchens tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens strikes with a barrage of loud shots to the chest.
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-Im That Dude tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude tries a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Hitchens fires a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 35 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a pair of right shots to the nose, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Hitchens fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Im That Dude attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the chin!!
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a left jab to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens hits with a series of wild shots to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Hitchens attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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+Hitchens lands a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Hitchens stays away from it.
-Hitchens launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Im That Dude fires a barrage of punches to the eye!
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-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of shots to the face, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude fires a left to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens lunges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens throws a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens hammers Im That Dude with a pair of shots to the face.
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of right shots to the head, but Hitchens ties him up.
-Hitchens tries a pair of punches to the chin, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
+Hitchens hits with a volley of nasty shots to the mouth.
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-Im That Dude launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 35 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens takes charge with a pair of glancing punches to the head!
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Hitchens tries to land a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude fires a flurry of blows to the eye, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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+Hitchens backs up Im That Dude with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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-Hitchens tries a volley of shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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+Hitchens punches Im That Dude with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 35 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens throws a cross to the eye, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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+Hitchens connects with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
+Hitchens connects with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth!
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-Hitchens paws a cross to the mouth, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude launches a left cross to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens grazes Im That Dude with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 26 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens tries to land a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens scores with a barrage of blows to the head. Im That Dude seems wobbly!
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-Hitchens attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a series of loud punches to the temple. Im That Dude sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Im That Dude launches a barrage of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a volley of nice shots to the eye. Im That Dude quickly recovers.
-Im That Dude attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Im That Dude throws a left roundhouse to the nose, but fails to score.
+Hitchens nails Im That Dude with a series of commanding blows to the face. Im That Dude doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 19 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens smacks Im That Dude with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
-Hitchens lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude tries a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Hitchens wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the eye.
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+Hitchens nails Im That Dude with a series of strong shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 3 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 19 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Im That Dude jars Hitchens with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Im That Dude tries a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens fires a volley of wild blows to the stomach!!
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Hitchens hits with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a pair of powerful combinations to the stomach.
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-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
-Im That Dude paws a left jab to the face, but misses.
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+Hitchens smacks Im That Dude with a pair of stinging blows to the nose. Im That Dude ignores it.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a barrage of nice shots to the chin! Im That Dude grimaces in pain.
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+Hitchens pokes Im That Dude with a volley of light blows to the chest. Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Hitchens lands a crashing uppercut and Im That Dude drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!
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