Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\958678.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) iPad defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Sunday, July 13, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 291 pounds (132 kilograms) is iPad!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Ipad stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Ipad belts Crazyfucker with a series of light shots to the eye.
+Ipad nails Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
Ipad lands a cruel right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is flattened!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ipad connects with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Ipad fires a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the jaw, but Ipad ducks just in time.
+Ipad hammers Crazyfucker with a mean straight right to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Ipad lands a powerful right cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
iPad wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Ipad doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
iPad wins by a knockout!
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