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(Heavyweight) Dumbo Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 115-113, 117-113, 118-114.

Match Friday, July 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Dumbo Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini tries a left jab to the eye, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Luchini tries a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Luchini drills Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of loud punches to the head. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the mouth, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a hook to the head, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini fires a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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-Luchini attacks with a right left to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the chin, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a pair of loud punches to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 15 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker fires a straight right to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Luchini launches a series of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker launches a straight right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini strikes with a jab to the temple.
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+Luchini takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 25 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left straight right to the jaw, but misses.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a heavy jab to the jaw.
-Luchini attempts a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left hook to the chest, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 39-37


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the temple, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini fires a barrage of blows to the chin. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Luchini launches a barrage of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of blows to the temple, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 49-46


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini fires a volley of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Luchini probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the chin, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the eye. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 58-56


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini throws a barrage of left shots to the face, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini fires a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right left to the solar plexus, but Luchini ducks.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Luchini whacks Crazyfucker with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 68-65


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini attempts a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Luchini ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the head, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Luchini connects with a jab to the temple.
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+Luchini lands a series of shots to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 78-74


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a left uppercut to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Luchini paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left blows to the nose, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini blocks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 87-84


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Luchini lashes out with a jab to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a loud right to the face!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a vicious straight right to the head. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 26 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 96-94


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini attempts a left roundhouse to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Luchini tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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-Luchini attempts a right jab to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini fires a left to the head.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Luchini ducks.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 106-103


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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+Luchini drills Crazyfucker with a vicious jab to the head.
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-Luchini tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Luchini attempts a pair of right blows to the face, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left shots to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 115-113


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 117-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 118-114

Dumbo Luchini wins by decision!