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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Mad Jack McMad by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, July 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 354 pounds (161 kilograms) is Mad Jack McMad!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini shakes Mcmad with a volley of quick punches to the head.
+Luchini hammers Mcmad with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin!!
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+Luchini lands a flurry of painful punches to the face. Mcmad sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Mcmad fires a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mcmad attempts a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Mcmad probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Luchini hammers Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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-Mcmad throws a jab to the chest, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Mcmad charges with a series of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 30 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad attacks with a roundhouse to the chin, but falls short.
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+Luchini tosses a pair of strong punches to the face.
+Luchini clocks Mcmad with a pair of punches to the ribs!! Mcmad beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mcmad charges with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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+Luchini attacks with a volley of hard punches to the jaw. Mcmad gets mad!
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+Luchini tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Mcmad stays away from it.
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-Mcmad charges with a series of left punches to the face, but falls short.
-Mcmad tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Luchini leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 26 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini catches Mcmad with a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Mcmad covers up.
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+Luchini wallops Mcmad with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Mcmad attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Mcmad probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Luchini blocks.
-Luchini charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Mcmad stays away from it.
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-Mcmad charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mcmad probes with a series of punches to the head, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini jolts Mcmad with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Mcmad covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Mcmad tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Luchini fires a series of punches to the head. Mcmad backpedals to his own corner.
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+Luchini slams Mcmad with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Mcmad attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Mcmad probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Mcmad launches a flurry of punches to the head, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini paws a jab to the mouth, but Mcmad stays away from it.
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-Mcmad fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 30 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini hits with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
+Luchini hammers Mcmad with a pair of punches to the temple. Mcmad grimaces in pain.
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-Mcmad launches a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Mcmad paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Mcmad quickly backs away.
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+Luchini slams Mcmad with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Mcmad fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Mcmad probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Luchini ducks.
-Mcmad paws a pair of punches to the nose, but Luchini stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini tries a right sweeping right to the chin, but Mcmad deftly avoits it.
-Mcmad paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Mcmad tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Luchini throws a stinging straight right to the head.
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+Luchini lands a flurry of punches to the eye. Mcmad sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Mcmad paws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Mcmad tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini strikes with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
-Mcmad attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Luchini escapes.
-Mcmad charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Luchini blocks.
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-Mcmad attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Mcmad probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Luchini lands a stinging jab to the head.
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+Luchini connects with a nasty jab to the face.
+Luchini attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Mcmad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mcmad paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Luchini launches a series of punches to the nose, but Mcmad takes it in the forearms.
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Mcmad throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Mcmad attempts a right jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini connects with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Mcmad tries a series of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Mcmad probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Luchini connects with a jab to the face! Mcmad is hurt!
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-Mcmad attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Mcmad throws a straight right to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Mcmad attempts a left to the solar plexus, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini stuns Mcmad with a pair of furious punches to the head.
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-Mcmad throws a right jab to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Mcmad launches a right left to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Mcmad tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Luchini whacks Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini ducks.
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+Luchini punches Mcmad with a pair of light punches to the eye.
-Mcmad probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Luchini annoys Mcmad with a series of wild punches to the chin. Mcmad doesn't seem bothered.
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-Luchini throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Mcmad narrowly avoids it
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-Mcmad probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Mcmad fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini paws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Mcmad lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Luchini stays away from it.
+Luchini hammers Mcmad with a volley of stinging punches to the temple!
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-Mcmad tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Luchini hurts Mcmad with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Mcmad attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Mcmad fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 22 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Mcmad attempts a left jab to the head, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Mcmad attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Mcmad paws a volley of punches to the head, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Mcmad backs out of it.
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-Mcmad lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini tosses a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Mcmad probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Luchini lands a left to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 26 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Mcmad paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Mcmad lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but Luchini ducks.
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+Luchini rocks Mcmad with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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-Mcmad attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Luchini jolts Mcmad with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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-Mcmad lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Mcmad tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Mcmad attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini backs out of it.
+Luchini belts Mcmad with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!