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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 119-110, 119-109, 120-109.

Match Saturday, July 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the eye! Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky fires a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
+Wonder pops Chomsky with a volley of glancing combinations to the stomach.
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+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a mean jab to the head!
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a volley of combinations to the stomach. Wonder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky hits with a heavy left to the eye.
+Wonder tattoos Chomsky with a barrage of nice combinations to the solar plexus. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
+Wonder hits with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
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+Wonder pummels Chomsky with a volley of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Wonder catches Chomsky with a flurry of vicious combinations to the stomach.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky connects with a jab to the chin.
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Chomsky doesn't notice.
+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Wonder launches a jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a stiff hook to the face.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Wonder jolts Chomsky with a furious jab to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder lands a volley of combinations to the chest. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
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-Chomsky launches a right jab to the ribs, but misses.
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Wonder is hurt!
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+Wonder attacks with a pair of mean combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a flurry of heavy combinations to the ribs!!
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+Chomsky tosses a barrage of commanding shots to the stomach.
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-Wonder paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a painful jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 26 of 34 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder lunges with a series of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of strong punches to the solar plexus!
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+Wonder hits Chomsky with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
-Chomsky tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Wonder solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Chomsky pops Wonder with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky connects with Wonder with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Wonder throws a volley of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 27 of 34 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 20 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Chomsky throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a pair of light combinations to the chest!
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+Chomsky strikes with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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+Wonder throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky throws a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder jolts Chomsky with a pair of combinations to the chest. Chomsky covers up.
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+Chomsky hits with a cross to the stomach.
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+Wonder lashes out with a series of combinations to the stomach.
+Chomsky attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs!
+ The fighters swap combinations to the jaw.
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+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a series of hard combinations to the ribs. Chomsky ignores it.
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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a furious roundhouse to the chest. Wonder laughs!
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-Wonder attempts a volley of combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 37 of 45 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 15 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky belts Wonder with a pair of nasty punches to the chest!!
+Wonder fires a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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-Chomsky throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Chomsky fires a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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+Wonder drills Chomsky with a stinging sweeping right to the solar plexus. Chomsky gets mad!
+Wonder hurts Chomsky with a flurry of quick combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder smacks Chomsky with a pair of glancing combinations to the solar plexus. Chomsky quickly recovers.
+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 33 of 51 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 19 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Wonder hits with a nice jab to the stomach.
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-Chomsky lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach!!
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+Chomsky attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tosses a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Wonder shakes Chomsky with a volley of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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+Wonder wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a volley of strong punches to the stomach. Wonder laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 41 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 21 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Chomsky attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Wonder steps aside.
+Wonder suprises Chomsky with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. Chomsky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Chomsky attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a solid left to the chest.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a flurry of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Wonder quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a series of furious blows to the chest. Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a volley of punches to the stomach. Wonder beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Chomsky lands a series of punches to the stomach!
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+Chomsky connects with a series of glancing punches to the chest!
+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a loud straight right to the ribs.
+Chomsky slams Wonder with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 43 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 19 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Wonder retreats to the far corner.
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-Chomsky launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a series of combinations to the jaw. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Wonder laughs!
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-Chomsky paws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Wonder blocks.
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+Wonder lands a pair of quick combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder throws a barrage of commanding combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a flurry of solid combinations to the nose.
+Chomsky lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Chomsky punches Wonder with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 34 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 20 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Wonder scores with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Wonder nails Chomsky with a barrage of shots to the chest! Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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-Chomsky fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Chomsky slams Wonder with a volley of combinations to the eye!
+Wonder hits with a series of combinations to the stomach.
+Chomsky fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a furious jab to the jaw.
-Chomsky lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Chomsky lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a barrage of punches to the nose! Wonder falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a volley of punches to the head. Wonder laughs!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Wonder attacks with a series of combinations to the stomach. Chomsky retreats to the far corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 33 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 20 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Chomsky fires a jab to the nose. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Wonder slams Chomsky with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw.
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+Wonder tattoos Chomsky with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Wonder smacks Chomsky with a flurry of combinations to the face.
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a right to the chin.
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+Wonder staggers Chomsky with a series of punches to the temple!
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a mean left to the mouth.
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+Wonder pummels Chomsky with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Chomsky paws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Chomsky tosses a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Chomsky attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Wonder escapes.
+Chomsky throws a series of painful punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 34 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 27 of 29 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-100


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder smacks Chomsky with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Wonder whacks Chomsky with a flurry of glancing combinations to the temple.
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+Chomsky belts Wonder with a pair of combinations to the eye.
+Wonder hammers Chomsky with a pair of combinations to the nose.
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+Wonder connects with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Chomsky fires a right jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Chomsky launches a left jab to the eye, but Wonder hides behind his gloves.
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+Wonder smacks Chomsky with a series of shots to the face! Chomsky quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a strong jab to the mouth.
+Chomsky tosses a pair of punches to the jaw. Wonder doesn't notice.
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-Chomsky lunges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Wonder scores with a wild jab to the chin.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Wonder fires a barrage of stinging combinations to the mouth. Chomsky doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 48 of 64 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 31 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-109


Chomsky is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Boy Wonder 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Boy Wonder 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-109


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-109

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!