Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\956845.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Justin "Dancing Boy" Diamond defeated Horrible Hank Buzzsaw by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Friday, July 04, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Horrible Hank Buzzsaw!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Justin "Dancing Boy" Diamond!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancing Boy backpedals and jabs.
-Dancing Boy launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but Buzzsaw narrowly avoids it
-Dancing Boy paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dancing Boy attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dancing Boy shakes Buzzsaw with a stiff straight right to the chin.
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+Dancing Boy slams Buzzsaw with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Dancing Boy sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Buzzsaw seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Justin "Dancing Boy" Diamond wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Buzzsaw can't remember which corner is his.
Dancing Boy is obviously tired.
Justin "Dancing Boy" Diamond wins by a technical knockout!
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